The world's greatest fast food
Of Cincinnati chili, my first managing editor, Jim Schottelkotte of The Cincinnati Enquirer, used to say that he thought of it as General Lee thought of war: “It is well that it is so terrible; otherwise we should grow too fond of it.”
Cincinnati chili, the incomparable fast food, was created in the 1920s by Greeks. It has no particular resemblance to chili in Texan or Mexican forms, so simply purge your mind of comparisons. It is a meat chili, and the mode of presentation in the Queen City’s chili parlors is novel. The chili is ladled onto a bed of spaghetti, and grated cheddar cheese is sprinkled generously on top. This is the three-way. Add kidney beans, and you have the four-way. Include chopped raw onion, and you have the supreme, the incomparable five-way. Mortal flesh can ask for no more.
My first news editor, the late Bob Johnson, once distributed a recipe for Cincinnati chili, which I present to further the spread of civilization.
Ingredients
1 ½ pounds lean ground beef
½ pound sausage [Note, it’s best if your butcher runs the beef and pork through the grinder together.]
2 cups chopped onion
1 large diced green pepper
¼ cup chopped cabbage
2 cloves garlic, mashed flat
2 tablespoons oil or bacon fat
2 cans tomatoes (one pound each)
1 cup tomato juice
1 cup water
3 tablespoons brown sugar
2 teaspoons salt (or more, to taste, at the end)
2 tablespoons chili powder (or more, to taste, at the end)
1 teaspoon lemon juice or vinegar
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon (yes, cinnamon)
½ teaspoon ground black pepper
¼ teaspoon mustard seed
¼ teaspoon crushed red pepper
¼ teaspoon celery seed
¼ teaspoon ground clove
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg (yes, nutmeg)
1 bay leaf, crumbled
Procedure for the chili
Heat fat in a large pan or skillet. Combine and saute the onion, green pepper, cabbage and garlic, stirring gently and almost constantly until they begin to soften — about five minutes. Add the beef and pork, stirring with a kitchen fork to mix. (A old-fashioned potato masher can be used to break meat into smaller bits — the smaller the better.) Stir and cook until the red is out, about 10 minutes.
Add tomatoes, tomato juice, water and seasonings. Bring to a gentle boil; then reduce heat and simmer, uncovered, stirring frequently, for an hour. More salt or chili powder may be added, to taste, during the last 15 minutes of cooking.
This chili may be eaten in a bowl, but that misses the full potential for majesty.
The beans
Canned pinto or kidney beans can be used, but should be rinsed thoroughly, covered with water and brought to a boil before being added to the chili.
Otherwise: rinse a pound of dry pinto beans, put in a kettle with cold water to three times the depth of the beans, bring to a boil and boil uncovered for five minutes. Turn off the heat, cover and let stand for one hour. Then turn on the heat, bring to a gentle boil and cook, covered, until the beans are tender. Add more water if necessary. Should take about 40 minutes.
The spaghetti
Prepare and drain in the usual way.
The presentation
Place warm, drained spaghetti on a plate, cover with chili, and cover this with grated cheddar cheese: the three-way.
Or add a layer of beans before ladling on the chili: the four-way.
Best of all: To the spaghetti add beans, chopped raw onion, chili and grated cheese: the five-way.
Serve with oyster crackers on the side.


Comments
I thought cocoa powder was in Cincy Chili?
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | July 25, 2008 10:51 AM
As a Cincinnati transplant in pork tenderloin country, I thank you for making me very hungry this morning.
Posted by: Zach | July 25, 2008 10:58 AM
Cocoa powder may well figure in some recipes. There are variations among the different chili parlors. I vaguely recall Bob Johnson saying that his recipe was the Empress version, or one similar to it, but I may be mistaken. In any event, one wouldn't imagine that, say, Skyline and Gold Star versions were identical.
Posted by: John McIntyre | July 25, 2008 11:05 AM
cool! thank you. sounds delicious.
Posted by: lynn | July 25, 2008 12:58 PM
Instead of the spaghetti, you could serve three-way over a hot dog in a bun, on a plate.
If you're naturally tidy, the plate is not essential. I need a plate, and a fork, too.
Posted by: Tom in Perry Hall | July 25, 2008 1:12 PM
Cabbage in chili? I've never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: Deanna | July 25, 2008 1:37 PM
Yes, the hot dog. Then it becomes a cheese coney.
As to the cabbage, I believe that it mainly disintegrates into an undifferentiated matrix.
Posted by: John McIntyre | July 25, 2008 2:40 PM
You had me, right up to the "four-way."
Real chili ain't got no beans.
Whoooops...wrong blog for that comment...I've got to get back to the Sandbox.
Posted by: Bucky | July 25, 2008 3:40 PM
I just can't wrap my mind around the spaghetti. The basic chili recipe sounds really good and I may try it, with the onions and cheese.
And, sorry, Bucky, but I like beans in my chili.
Posted by: Rosebud | July 25, 2008 6:06 PM
Any chance of a video? If not of the preparation, then at least of the consuming. My one encounter with this, at a Skyline, was bewildering.
Posted by: wayne | July 25, 2008 6:13 PM
John, your instructions mention tomatoes in addition to the tomato juice, but it is not in your ingredient list. Googling "Cincinnati Chili" brings a confusing array of recipes, some with tomato sauce, some with tomato paste, but none with tomatoes. I have offered to make this recipe on behalf of the "Dining@Large" crowd and report back. Please help me complete my sacrifice for the good of all.
By the way, most of the online recipes do not mention sausage, just ground beef and instruct one not to brown the beef but to boil it. Any thoughts on that?
I await enlightentment.
Posted by: jjk | July 25, 2008 8:16 PM
Sharp eyes, jjk: I had omitted the tomatoes from the list of ingredients. Now fixed.
There are various theories about how the chili parlors prepare the meat, particularly to break it down thoroughly. All I can say is that this recipe is the one I had from Bob Johnson, that my wife has made it, and that it tastes like the authentic thing.
Posted by: John McIntyre | July 25, 2008 9:05 PM
Thanks for amending the recipe. I made it for the boyfriend and myself and we really liked it -- it's a keeper.
Posted by: jjk | July 27, 2008 1:18 PM
"The world's greatest fast food" -- do you call it "fast food" while your dear wife is cooking this? (Getting the seasoning correct would exhaust my patience and acumen.)
If only so much care went into typical fast food.
Posted by: wayne | July 28, 2008 8:29 PM
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Posted by: Jessica Perron | August 4, 2008 6:41 PM