Here's what they tell us to expect from this year's Fourth of July parade in Catonsville:

• An "authentic look-alike" of the Lone Ranger and Silver. Hi-oh! "His Ranger suit, black mask, silver bullets, cowboy hat and black/silver holster complete with real silver six-shooters have all been custom-made. The saddle is a true Western silver saddle from the cowboy era. Estimated time on parade route: 3:15 p.m.  Montrose Avenue at Frederick Road.
• Holy hog lips, a hot dog-eating contest! We haven't seen one of these since Polock Johnny days on The Block. This local revival of American grotesque takes place at Duesenberg’s Café and Grill. A dozen contestants will vie for “Catonsville’s Biggest Weiner” trophy. Contest will be held at 10 Mellor Avenue at 1:30 p.m.
• Local girl makes good: Peggy Bailey, a waitress at Jennings Café, has been named Baltimore's Best Waitress by Zagat. "Peggy, dressed in a elegant July 4th gown, will be taking her annual ride down Frederick Road.  It is a Catonsville tradition for her regular customers to call out their orders as she glides by."
• Word to the wise: If you haven't put a folding chair on Frederick Road yet, better get one out there today if you want to see the parade from a seated position.