You refer to Catonsville Community College as UCLA  (University of Catonsville Left of Arbutus)

You remember Mayor Schaefer swimming with the seals at the National Aquarium.

How about laughing out loud to the Johnny Walker morning show on WFBR, and his risque shows at the Barge?

You marvel at all the city bumper stickers; Baltimore's Best, Baltimore is Best, Charm City, The City That Reads, and Believe!

You still think of the governor as that kid with Shannon Tide, singing "Give Ireland Back to the Irish" at 2 am at McGinn's.

You remember Marty Bass with hair, and a leisure suit, trying to explain his way out of soliciting an undercover cop. ("I was just trying to get into her head")

You know when to stay off the JFX.

You still refer to the Mount Washington Tavern as Sparwassers.

You miss the RCA dog.

You swore Frank Perdue kinda looked like one of his tender chickens.

The "new" candelabra TV tower on television hill was the tallest thing on the planet at the time.

You know which bridge they're talking about when someone says, 'The bridge traffic is backed up.'

You actually admire someone named "Boog."