A friend showed me one of those Bush Countdown Clocks, this one on a key chain, displaying the exact number of days, hours, minutes, seconds and fractions until George Bush hands over the presidency to Mitt Romney . . .  I mean, the next president. We've seen the bumper stickers marking the day. There are countdown clocks, too, and apparently more of them, and a battle over which company came up with the idea first. The one I saw the other day is highlighted on this web site, while a company claiming to be the original (Backwards Bush) is linked here.   Great stocking-stuffer for the patriotic can't-believe-we-elected-this-guy-twice American in your house.