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March 30, 2009

What passes for humor in Annapolis

An Annapolis Dispatch from the Baltimore Sun's Gadi Dechter:

"The egg does come before the chicken," said Sen. Delores G. Kelley moments ago on the Senate floor.

The Baltimore County Democrat was arguing for a bill that would require the creation of a "business plan" for universal public pre-school. The report, she explained, would be the "shovel-ready" egg eager to hatch into the federally-funded chicken of universal pre-K education. Worried that the bird would hatch some expensive budget items in the future, Republicans tried to scramble the bill by amending a cost-benefit analysis into the budget plan.

The amendment failed.

Next up: Why the chicken crossed the road.

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