September 14, 2009
September 8, 2009
You will clean up my pen, now!

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September 3, 2009
Mom always warned me about eating too many Cheetos
August 27, 2009
Bill Bob tries to bypass drinking the energy drinks and hopes the caffeine will seep into his skull

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August 25, 2009
Oscar the Grouch takes up the guitar

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August 14, 2009
Conan the Enforcer needs to exercise to keep his super hero physique
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Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
August 13, 2009
Ignore the giant bug and nobody gets hurt
August 11, 2009
When pigs fly...or not

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August 10, 2009
But I can't drive a stick shift!

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August 5, 2009
Stevie Nicks fans perform the ‘Thriller’ dance
August 4, 2009
The line at Old Country Buffet just gets longer and longer
August 3, 2009
The horse head from 'The Godfather' before that infamous scene
July 16, 2009
Beware of the man-eating Slinky!

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July 14, 2009
Ted and Larry take a snooze after donning their puppy outfits
July 13, 2009
Barrel Monster sez "Eat your vegetables"
July 9, 2009
Elvis and Marilyn, out for a leisurely stroll
July 6, 2009
Looks like someone's a little green with envy
July 2, 2009
Polygamy -- Elvis style

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July 1, 2009
Ride 'em cowboy (if you can hold on, that is)
June 11, 2009
ZZ Top, the early years
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June 10, 2009
Attack of the giant Peep bunnies
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June 2, 2009
Baby Abe Lincoln's humble log cabin beginnings

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Categories: Funny kids, Odd stuff, Random people
May 28, 2009
Thou shalt not pass!

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May 21, 2009
Snail facials: the latest in spa trends

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Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
May 18, 2009
Fred always stood out in the crowd

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May 11, 2009
Here's looking at you, guy
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May 8, 2009
Swine flu masks become fashionable
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May 6, 2009
Running of the nuns

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May 1, 2009
Beatrice tries to attract a suitor by taking a cue from the male peacock
April 29, 2009
Just goes to show every nerd can find love
April 24, 2009
The risks of second-hand smoke, taken to a whole new level
April 22, 2009
This motley crew of clowns means business
April 20, 2009
Yao Ming's most formidable enemies must team up to bring him down
April 17, 2009
That's one way to use less gas

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April 13, 2009
Fred Egghead survived the Easter holiday without being dyed
April 8, 2009
Not so pretty princess' cousin, Maude, could use some more clothing
April 3, 2009
Conan O'Brien's doppelganger stays busy before he takes over 'The Tonight Show'
April 1, 2009
Yes, clown -- we are shocked Mario Lopez still gets work, too

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Categories: Celebrities, Odd stuff, Random people
March 31, 2009
Please, sir. Can I have s'more?

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March 30, 2009
Olaf aspired to be a balloon sculptor, but he had to settle for beard sculpting instead

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March 12, 2009
This Andy Warhol dress can buy you an extra 15 minutes of fame
March 11, 2009
Bartender robot is perfect for watering holes that can no longer afford staff
March 10, 2009
Bozo the Clown's niece, Penny, tries to make a name for herself
March 2, 2009
Not such a pretty princess

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February 27, 2009
Let the battle for intergalactic Rock, Paper, Scissors supremacy begin!
February 26, 2009
President Obama's got a really big shoe

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Categories: Odd stuff, Politicians, President Barack Obama
February 18, 2009
Where's the beef? Maybe it fell out the back
February 6, 2009
Mayor Sheila Dixon's new city garbage can proposal gets carried away

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Last week, amid trying to continue the city's business despite her legal problems, Mayor Sheila Dixon proposed city residents get new heavy-duty garbage cans to stifle Baltimore's rat population. We'd like to think this is what would happen if her plan went amok.
Write us a funny caption for this photo and post it as a comment below. Those who are extra creative will earn a special place in our Caption Call Recap contest published on Monday afternoon. Check out the competition first before kicking them to the curb.
February 4, 2009
Six more weeks of winter? Take that, Phil!

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Is it just us, or does it always seem like Punxsutawney Phil and his rodent counterparts across the country ALWAYS see their shadows? Well, here's a bit of payback, apparently. Write a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. Read up on the competition before posting your caption.
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
January 27, 2009
Aye, aye, skipper

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Write us a funny caption to go with these recruits and submit it as a comment below. See what's already been written before posting your caption.
January 26, 2009
A fundraising campaign to rebuild the Death Star wasn't going as planned

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You'd give these guys money, wouldn't you? Write us a funny caption for what they're up to and post it as a comment below, but read what others have said about the picture already. Check back later this afternoon to see if any of your funny captions from last week made the cut for the Caption Call Recap.
January 22, 2009
Not everyone can pull off Meg Martian's designer sunglasses

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What a way to make a fashion statement. Leave us a funny caption for this photo as a comment below. See what other weirdos have said already and out-funny them.
January 20, 2009
This ax-weilding gal still has some spring in her step

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Don't mess with her! Write a funny caption for this scary lady and submit it as a comment below. Chop up the competition by being even funnier than them.
January 12, 2009
Rudolph decides to send in this decoy after going on strike from Santa's labor practices

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Ok, so we know it's not Santa Week anymore, but we couldn't resist this picture. Write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below. See what's already been said first and be even funnier. Be sure to check back this afternoon to see if your funny captions from last week made the cut in our Caption Call Recap.
January 6, 2009
Monkeys aren't welcome at this London parrothead convention

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Write us a funny caption to go with this unusual animal photo and post it as a comment below. Draw some inspiration from what's already been said about the picture before leaving your caption.
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
December 30, 2008
There was no speeding that year in Whoville

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The Grinch is out to ruin someone else's day, it seems. Write a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. Read up on what others have said already and try to be even funnier.
December 17, 2008
Not a bad seat in the house

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Write us a funny caption for these people and their odd choice of seats and leave it as a comment below. See what others have already written and try to be more creative.
December 15, 2008
Classical music isn't washed up

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Write us a funny caption for this musician and leave it as a comment below. See what others have said about this photo already before posting your caption.
Check back later this afternoon to see if any of your funny caption entries from last week made our Caption Call Recap contest.
December 9, 2008
Just another day at the office, if you work at the rodeo

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Write us a funny caption for this bucking bronco and his victim, and leave it as a comment below. The funniest ones will be showcased in next week's Caption Call Recap. Check out what's already been said about this picture and be even funnier. Good luck, pardner.
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
December 8, 2008
Fisher-Price unveils its new line of Power Wheels cars for adults

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Bet that little tyke can't wait to get his driver's license and cruise around in that set of wheels. Write a funny caption for this unusual car and submit it as a comment below. Drive circles around the other funny caption competition.
Check back this afternoon to see which captions were voted last week's best in our Caption Call Recap. Don't miss out on your funny captions making our cut; be sure to check out last week's photos of President Bush's turkey pardon, a swinging cocktail waitress, soccer ball head, a musical walrus and a new march of the penguins.
Categories: Funny kids, Odd stuff, Random people
December 4, 2008
I didn't study for four years at Julliard to play at SeaWorld. I quit!

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Practice makes perfect, we hope, for this walrus. What could these two possibly be saying to each other?
Use your talents to write us a funny caption for this photo and leave it as a comment below. See what others have written already to get some inspiration. And click here to visit the other animals we've poked fun at in Caption Calls past.
December 3, 2008
Ted Ballman's odd shaped noggin made playing soccer near impossible

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Write a funny caption for this unfortunate soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) player and submit it as a comment below. See what others have written about this picture already and show them you're even funnier. While you're here, check out these other athletes who have been subject to Caption Call ridicule.
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
December 2, 2008
While you're just hanging around, could you fix me a drink, hon?

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Write a funny caption for this unusual photo and leave it as a comment below. Check out what captions others have already submitted and try to be funnier.
December 1, 2008
This turkey is thankful he was pardoned by President Bush, not Sarah Palin

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Write a funny caption for this pardoned bird and the lame-duck president and leave it for us as a comment below. See what others have written about this picture before posting your caption. The best will earn a spot in next week's Caption Call Recap. We'll post last week's best photo captions later this afternoon.
And just in case you were on vacation and missed last week's pictures, check out a determined ice cream vendor, Beyonce's weird dance move, a kid's encounter with a weird robot and a Raven putting the atomic wedgie on a Philadelphia Eagles player.
(Of course, in our funny caption above we're referring to Sarah Palin's recent turkey pardoning ceremony which sparked a viral video.)
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Politicians
November 26, 2008
Take me to your leader, creepy robot

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Write us a funny caption to go with this robotic encounter and post it as a comment below. Check out what's already been said about this odd couple and try to top the funny comments.
November 24, 2008
Someone's not ready to give up on ice cream season

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We here at Caption Call don't want to admit that winter is here, but this vendor should probably shut down for the day. Leave us a funny caption for this photo as a comment below. Check out what's already been said about this entrepreneur and try to out-funny the captions.
Stop back to the blog this afternoon to see if any of your funny captions from last week made our Caption Call Recap.
November 20, 2008
Wilson the volleyball of 'Cast Away' fame finds a new job at SeaWorld

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We weren't aware beluga whales even needed hats. Oh well. Write a funny caption for this mammal's strange head gear and leave it as a comment below. The funniest submissions will be featured in next week's Caption Call Recap. Size up your caption competition on this photo already.
And if you're looking for more funny animal pictures, including this race between a dolphin and a dog, see our Caption Call animal hall of fame (or shame, depending on how you look at things).
November 19, 2008
Thanksgiving centerpieces keep getting weirder

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Leave your funny caption for these odd-looking gourds as a comment below. Read up on what others have said about this photo already and top them.
If you're looking for actual ideas for a memorable Thanksgiving dinner, check out our special Stuff Yourself section of the site.
November 18, 2008
'Pimp My Ride' may be off the air, but this guy won't give up the dream

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Leave a funny caption for this guy and his monster truck as a comment below. See what's already been said about him before leaving your comment.
November 17, 2008
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

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Because it wanted to stretch its legs, of course.
Write us a funny caption for this photo and leave it as a comment below, but read up on what's already been said about it first. The funniest ones will win a spot in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest. Check back this afternoon to see last week's winning captions.
November 14, 2008
Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice ... or if you budged him in line

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We haven't even carved into the Thanksgiving turkey yet, so we know it's too early to start thinking about Santa Claus and Christmas stuff. But we couldn't resist the puzzled look on this mustachioed Santa's face. What's he thinking? Dazzle us with the funniest caption you can think of as a comment below. Read what others have written about him first.
The winning caption will be featured in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest on Monday afternoon.
If you need some inspiration, check out these kids traumatized by Santa visits.
While you're here, enter your captions for the rest of the week's funny photos of leprechaun impostors, Pamela Anderson's storm trooper fan club, Barack Obama and President Bush sharing a tender moment and a hungry sea lion.
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people, Silly Santas
November 11, 2008
This time, Pamela Anderson appears to be the plastic date for these storm troopers

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Oh. So. Awkward.
Leave your best funny caption for this photo of Pamela Anderson, David Spade and a flurry of stormtroopers as a comment below. If you need to draw on inspiration from Caption Calls past, check out this Pam Anderson classic or this stormtrooper in training. See what others have already said about today's photo and try to be even funnier.
November 10, 2008
Ireland's version of "The Three Stooges"

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Write a funny caption for these three hooligans and leave it as a comment below. See what's been said about these guys already and out-funny them. Check back this afternoon to see if any of your captions from last week made the cut for our Caption Call Recap contest.
November 3, 2008
Al Roker: "No, Meredith, not the gumdrop button!"

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Hope you're all recovering from the post-Halloween sugar crash. Leave a funny caption for this odd photo as a comment below. See what others have written about these two characters already and be even funnier. And while you're here, check out these other photos of celebrities caught in awkward situations (although not all of them involve Halloween costumes).
Check back later this afternoon for our Caption Call Recap contest of the past week's funniest captions.
October 31, 2008
Holy Chihuahuas!

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Happy Halloween, Caption Callers. What better way to mark the holiday than show more dogs dressed up funny costumes!
What would these tiny Chihuahuas be saying to each other, providing they could speak after all? And more importantly, what were their owners thinking? Leave your funny caption for these pups as a comment below.
See what's already been written about these holy gals before putting in your caption. The funniest captions will get special recognition in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest.
And if you're into this kind of thing, check out these photos of pets in costumes and feel free to submit a picture of your dog, cat, lizard or whatever dressed up.
October 24, 2008
Say hello to my squirrely little friend

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Write a funny caption for this squirrel and his new girlfriend and submit it as a comment below. Read what others have already said about this odd couple and be funnier.
While you're here, feel free to browse these other funny animals featured in Caption Calls past. And stop back on Monday afternoon to see if your funny captions were among the best of the best in our Caption Call Recap contest.
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
October 23, 2008
Don't feed Gremlins after midnight or they turn into ugly expensive shoes

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Leave a funny caption for this guy and his weird Gremlin-esque shoes as a comment below. See what others have already said about him and try to out-funny them.
October 17, 2008
Potty training is more difficult when you can't reach the seat

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That can't be comfortable. Leave a hilarious caption for these port-a-potty squatters as a comment below. See what others have already said before leaving your funny.
If your caption is funny enough, it may even be featured in our weekly contest Caption Call Recap; stop back Monday afternoon to see.
October 16, 2008
The peasants have turned to genetically modified rotten tomatoes for a bigger squish

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Leave a funny caption for this giant tomato photo as a comment below. Brush up on the competition before leaving your caption. Good luck.
October 15, 2008
Fat Elvis, make room for stuffed Elvis

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Leave your caption for this funny Elvis photo as a comment below. Read what other pretty mamas have already said about this picture. (Think this in your best Elvis accent) Thank you very much.
Categories: Celebrities, Odd stuff, Random people
October 10, 2008
This outfit is marketed as ready to wear ... as long as you can knit

(AP photo)
Leave your funny caption for this trendy outfit as a comment below. See what's already been said about her, and if your comment is funnier it could win a spot in our weekly Caption Call Recap.
In case you missed any of this week's photos, click to see a dog dressed as Sarah Palin, John McCain frightening a baby, Barack Obama playing football and another model in a crazy outfit.
October 9, 2008
SpongeBob SquarePants' new clothing line has a hard time appealing to the masses

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Leave a funny caption for this wild outfit as a comment below. The caption contest winners will be featured in our weekly Caption Call Recap on Monday afternoons. Read up on what others have already said about this beauty and be even funnier (if you dare).
October 6, 2008
It might not be lipstick on a pit bull ...

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... but this dog bears an odd resemblance to Sarah Palin. Leave your funny caption for this poor pooch as a comment below. See what others have said first before leaving your hilarious caption.
And check back later today for the Caption Call Recap where we call out the funniest captions of the past week.
October 3, 2008
If M.C. Hammer pants are back in style, we didn't get the memo
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Leave your funny caption for this woman's funny outfit as a comment below. See what others have said about her first, then be even funnier. Stop back on Monday afternoon to see if your funny caption won the contest and made it to our weekly Caption Call Recap.
But while you're here now, let's pull a gem of a photo out of the Caption Call archives: What makes this model different from the rest?
October 2, 2008
We peek in on a test panel rating adult diapers' absorbency

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Write a funny caption for these diaper wearers as a comment below. The funniest will be highlighted in our weekly Caption Call Recap on Monday afternoons.
Before leaving your caption, get some inspiration from the competition here first. It's a family caption contest, to keep it funny but also keep it clean.
October 1, 2008
Ed McMahon's early Halloween costume inspiration

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Leave a funny caption for this photo of Ed McMahon and his posse as a comment below. Check out what others have already written about him before leaving your caption. And while you're here, see these other celebrities caught in wacky moments (and outfits!) from Caption Call past.
September 25, 2008
These two got passed up for Guinness Book of World Records' "oddest couple"

(AP photo)
Write a funny caption for this leggy blond and her companion and submit it as a comment below. Check out what's already been said about them before leaving your caption.
September 24, 2008
She'd be the perfect date if it wasn't for the man hands

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Leave your funny caption for this photo as a caption below. See what others have already said about her, then try your hand (or incredibly large hand, in the case of this gal) at topping them. While you're at it, check in on some of the other weird people who have been unsuspecting Caption Call subjects.
September 23, 2008
This Sarah Palin supporter took the lipstick thing too far

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Leave your funny caption for this woman's odd lips as a comment below. See what's been said about her first before leaving your comment, and check out the other political scenes that have been featured in Caption Call, including this lipstick model in waiting.
Categories: Odd stuff, Politicians, Random people
September 22, 2008
Pamela Anderson's plastic entourage
(AP photo)
Pamela Anderson seems to have attracted an unusual suitor these days. Leave a funny caption for this awkward celebrity moment as a caption below. (Or any of these other funny celebrities.) Read up on what's already been said about this picture before posting your caption.
Check back this afternoon for the weekly Caption Call Recap to see if your submissions won the contest for funniest photo caption.
September 19, 2008
The housing market is on its head, but this is too literal

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Leave your funny caption for this photograph of an unusual house as a comment below, and you may make the cut for our weekly Caption Call Recap of the best funny captions. Check back Monday to see if you've won.
See what's already been said about this picture before leaving your caption.
September 12, 2008
Brett had found his soulmate, but no one could break it to him that she was inflatable

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Words can't describe how weird this picture is, but hopefully you can come up with a funny caption for it. Leave your best funny caption as a comment below. See what's already been said about these lovebirds before posting your caption. The best caption will earn a spot in our Caption Call Recap, which gives a bit of Internet celebrity to the funniest captions of the week.
September 10, 2008
Norway's version of "The Odd Couple"

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Wonder if these guys hired a stylist to look this good...
Leave your funny photo caption as a comment below. Check out what others have already written and try to be even funnier.
August 28, 2008
Sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits comes alive

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Think they went to school to do this? Post your funny caption for this sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits as a comment below. Read what's already been said, since duplicates won't be posted.
August 20, 2008
I hate anybody who had a pony growing up

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I don't think that horse is going anywhere. Leave your clever caption for this funny horse picture as a comment below. See what others have already said about this photo and try to be more hilarious.
August 18, 2008
You wish you got this many miles to the gallon

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Wonder if he tried to drive away with the Mini Cooper like that? Leave your funny caption for this perplexed motorist and his tricked out ride as a comment below. See the captions others have already left and flex your funny bone.
Also, check back later this afternoon for the Caption Call Recap of the most hilarious captions on last week's photographs.
August 12, 2008
Crouching canine, hidden rawhide

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Leave a funny caption for these wet dogs as a comment below. Check out what others have already said first, since duplicates won't be posted.
Also, check out some of the crazy animals previously featured in Caption Call.
August 11, 2008
The fashion industry's "no skinny models" edict goes too far

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Submit a funny caption for this portly yet fashionable chap as a comment below. Try to beat out the competition and maybe your entry will make the Caption Call Recap.
Check back this afternoon for the best of last week's funny captions.
August 7, 2008
Beijing puts its panda population to work in this new Olympic event

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We're starting to get into the Olympics spirit here at Caption Call. Leave your most clever caption as a comment below. The funniest will be highlighted in next week's Caption Call Recap. But first, see what others have said already and try to be funnier.
August 1, 2008
Which way to cheerleading tryouts?

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Let's hope this one doesn't make the team. Tell us your funny caption for this photo in a comment below. Try to outdo the competition and maybe you'll win a spot in our weekly recap on Monday.
July 18, 2008
These guys are why hands-free cell phone laws were created
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Classy, huh? Post your funniest caption for this weird photo as a comment below. See what others had to say first and be even funnier (if you dare).
July 11, 2008
Star Wars imperial stormtroopers, the next generation
(AP photo)
Gotta start training those stormtroopers at an early age. Leave your funny caption for this Star Wars throwback as a caption below. See what others have said first since duplicates won't be posted.
Categories: Funny kids, Odd stuff, Random people
July 9, 2008
Surfer dogs show off a new line of canine swimwear

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Leave your funny photo caption for these pups as a comment below. Draw some inspiration from captions left by other readers.
For additional funnies, check out these past funny animal photos and leave a hillarious caption.
June 16, 2008
Attack of the killer corncob
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What do you think that creepy ear of corn is up to? Leave your most creative funny caption as a comment to this entry. Remember to keep it clean. Check out what others have said about this pic; duplicate entries won't be posted.
Check back for a recap of last week's winning captions and see if your funnies made the cut.
- Farewell week: Timmy may be big, but that's why we call him 'Tiny Tim'
- You will clean up my pen, now!
- Mom always warned me about eating too many Cheetos
- Bill Bob tries to bypass drinking the energy drinks and hopes the caffeine will seep into his skull
- Oscar the Grouch takes up the guitar
- Conan the Enforcer needs to exercise to keep his super hero physique
- Ignore the giant bug and nobody gets hurt
- When pigs fly...or not
- But I can't drive a stick shift!
- Stevie Nicks fans perform the ‘Thriller’ dance
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The horse head from 'The Godfather' before that infamous scene (10)
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Beware of the man-eating Slinky! (8)
Diana wrote: The sequel, Night of the Living Sli... [more]
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Ted and Larry take a snooze after donning their puppy outfits (11)
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Barrel Monster sez "Eat your vegetables" (9)
Pie Snelson wrote: "There's a new City Council in town... [more]
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Elvis and Marilyn, out for a leisurely stroll (6)
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Looks like someone's a little green with envy (11)
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Polygamy -- Elvis style (8)
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Ride 'em cowboy (if you can hold on, that is) (9)
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ZZ Top, the early years (10)
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Attack of the giant Peep bunnies (8)
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Baby Abe Lincoln's humble log cabin beginnings (12)
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Thou shalt not pass! (15)
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Snail facials: the latest in spa trends (14)
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Fred always stood out in the crowd (12)
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Here's looking at you, guy (16)
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Swine flu masks become fashionable (11)
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Beatrice tries to attract a suitor by taking a cue from the male peacock (11)
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Yao Ming's most formidable enemies must team up to bring him down (10)
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Fred Egghead survived the Easter holiday without being dyed (10)
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Not so pretty princess' cousin, Maude, could use some more clothing (8)
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Conan O'Brien's doppelganger stays busy before he takes over 'The Tonight Show' (9)
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Yes, clown -- we are shocked Mario Lopez still gets work, too (8)
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Please, sir. Can I have s'more? (15)
ME wrote: Kwit puling de thread, und giv mi d... [more]
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Olaf aspired to be a balloon sculptor, but he had to settle for beard sculpting instead (13)
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This Andy Warhol dress can buy you an extra 15 minutes of fame (15)
rachel wrote: well i absolutly LOVE this dress. i... [more]
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Bartender robot is perfect for watering holes that can no longer afford staff (18)
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Bozo the Clown's niece, Penny, tries to make a name for herself (15)
Quinn wrote: Finally somebody called for the lau... [more]
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Not such a pretty princess (14)
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Let the battle for intergalactic Rock, Paper, Scissors supremacy begin! (12)
Pearl wrote: "Catch you later, dude!"... [more]
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President Obama's got a really big shoe (17)
Levi wrote: so this improved Iraqis assassinati... [more]
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Where's the beef? Maybe it fell out the back (17)
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Mayor Sheila Dixon's new city garbage can proposal gets carried away (15)
D.Keefer wrote: And the war on illegal mascotting c... [more]
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Six more weeks of winter? Take that, Phil! (17)
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Aye, aye, skipper (15)
Bruce Alter wrote: Once a year, the National Kimchee C... [more]
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A fundraising campaign to rebuild the Death Star wasn't going as planned (9)
Pie Snelson wrote: "You know Ma, the coin operated was... [more]
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Not everyone can pull off Meg Martian's designer sunglasses (16)
Bruce Alter wrote: Laura and George settle into their ... [more]
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This ax-weilding gal still has some spring in her step (18)
Kellie wrote: "I'mma come at you like a spider mo... [more]
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Rudolph decides to send in this decoy after going on strike from Santa's labor practices (10)
D'oh! wrote: Transformer... FAIL!... [more]
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Monkeys aren't welcome at this London parrothead convention (8)
Larry Yungk wrote: Go ahead, call me a baboon. But at... [more]
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There was no speeding that year in Whoville (6)
Pie Snelson wrote: You're a mean one, Mr. Trooper.... [more]
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Not a bad seat in the house (17)
Vince Schuman wrote: Noting the semi-circular arrangemen... [more]
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Classical music isn't washed up (17)
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Just another day at the office, if you work at the rodeo (15)
Dennis Gray wrote: Take that Cowboy- Get off my Back... [more]
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Fisher-Price unveils its new line of Power Wheels cars for adults (10)
Pie Snelson wrote: The weather may be cold outside, bu... [more]
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I didn't study for four years at Julliard to play at SeaWorld. I quit! (16)
Patti wrote: I'm tired of playing "I am the Walr... [more]
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Ted Ballman's odd shaped noggin made playing soccer near impossible (14)
Ivan wrote: "No wonder I keep getting my head k... [more]
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While you're just hanging around, could you fix me a drink, hon? (17)
Alisha wrote: Wow, keg stands have certainly beco... [more]
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This turkey is thankful he was pardoned by President Bush, not Sarah Palin (14)
Dave to the P wrote: The 2 winners of the 2008 Internati... [more]
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Take me to your leader, creepy robot (18)
stor wrote: Let's see . . . One million heads, ... [more]
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Someone's not ready to give up on ice cream season (15)
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Wilson the volleyball of 'Cast Away' fame finds a new job at SeaWorld (12)
Pie Snelson wrote: "Come on over here and dance with m... [more]
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Thanksgiving centerpieces keep getting weirder (9)
Jeff Wellman wrote: That guy must be out of his GOURD!... [more]
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'Pimp My Ride' may be off the air, but this guy won't give up the dream (12)
matt wrote: "Now lets see whos truck is cooler,... [more]
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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? (12)
D wrote: Chicken 1: Are you sure this is Swe... [more]
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Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice ... or if you budged him in line (12)
haley wrote: WE ALL KNOW YOU EXCIST BUT HOW DID ... [more]
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This time, Pamela Anderson appears to be the plastic date for these storm troopers (13)
Jeff Wellman wrote: Pam and David announce that they ar... [more]
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Ireland's version of "The Three Stooges" (5)
Tony N wrote: Snap Crackle & Pop celebrate St Pat... [more]
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Al Roker: "No, Meredith, not the gumdrop button!" (9)
Matthew wrote: On a sadder note, Al Roker was foun... [more]
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Holy Chihuahuas! (18)
Phyllis Reinhard wrote: Sister Margherita hope her shoes ar... [more]
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Say hello to my squirrely little friend (13)
D.Keefer wrote: "Designers: your latest 'Project R... [more]
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Don't feed Gremlins after midnight or they turn into ugly expensive shoes (13)
Larry Yungk wrote: The ASPCA is looking into what appe... [more]
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Potty training is more difficult when you can't reach the seat (10)
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The peasants have turned to genetically modified rotten tomatoes for a bigger squish (11)
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Fat Elvis, make room for stuffed Elvis (12)
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This outfit is marketed as ready to wear ... as long as you can knit (7)
Dennis Seabolt wrote: Make fun of me all you want "AT LE... [more]
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SpongeBob SquarePants' new clothing line has a hard time appealing to the masses (10)
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It might not be lipstick on a pit bull ... (10)
howlingsandy wrote: Don't hate me, I'm only blending in... [more]
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If M.C. Hammer pants are back in style, we didn't get the memo (15)
John Deere wrote: This weirdo walks in a stupid way d... [more]
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We peek in on a test panel rating adult diapers' absorbency (10)
adult diapers wrote: This the international beauty diape... [more]
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Ed McMahon's early Halloween costume inspiration (13)
Don wrote: Why must I live this way? HEY...MU... [more]
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These two got passed up for Guinness Book of World Records' "oddest couple" (16)
Rachel H. wrote: Whatever you do, don't look up!... [more]
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She'd be the perfect date if it wasn't for the man hands (15)
Phyllis Reinhard wrote: If you think it's Lowenbrau to bala... [more]
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This Sarah Palin supporter took the lipstick thing too far (14)
Marlene Goodman wrote: Sarah Palin's actress sister has go... [more]
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Pamela Anderson's plastic entourage (26)
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The housing market is on its head, but this is too literal (12)
Amonra wrote: Bruce Wayne's secret sub-urban resi... [more]
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Brett had found his soulmate, but no one could break it to him that she was inflatable (12)
Dennis Seabolt wrote: They say the for everyone there is ... [more]
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Norway's version of "The Odd Couple" (34)
virgile wrote: they are not vikings, there are gau... [more]
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Sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits comes alive (20)
Angela wrote: Lavender Blue pant suit $240.00; Po... [more]
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I hate anybody who had a pony growing up (9)
CW wrote: Who leaves a country packed with ho... [more]
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You wish you got this many miles to the gallon (17)
AdamH wrote: The Party Supply Store only had the... [more]
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Crouching canine, hidden rawhide (15)
Sam Bennett wrote: These are my dogs!!!! They were in ... [more]
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The fashion industry's "no skinny models" edict goes too far (21)
Eileen Orndorff wrote: So there Austin Powers!!!... [more]
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Beijing puts its panda population to work in this new Olympic event (15)
Chris wrote: Didn't make the Chinese gymnastics ... [more]
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Which way to cheerleading tryouts? (27)
Pie Snelson wrote: The collection agency should have u... [more]
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These guys are why hands-free cell phone laws were created (26)
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Star Wars imperial stormtroopers, the next generation (35)
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Surfer dogs show off a new line of canine swimwear (26)
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Attack of the killer corncob (21)
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