Usain Bolt in cardboard is even faster than you, Jimmy
(AP photo)
Usain Bolt is a freak of nature, and we're convinced that isn't his real name. Write us a funny caption for this guy trying to outrun a cardboard fascimilie of Bolt and submit it as a comment below.
Comments
When Jimmy and his friends went to the greyhound track, they didn't realize that the dogs would be betting on THEM.
Posted by: Tony N | August 31, 2009 4:07 PM
Being outrun by a cardboard cutout on a rollerskate sealed the fate of Jimmy's future with Liz.
Posted by: Cait | September 1, 2009 7:25 AM
So much for that whole, "You can do anything you set your mind to" crap.
Posted by: jen | September 1, 2009 2:05 PM
maybe i can get to the cookies faster.
Posted by: d | September 1, 2009 7:35 PM
Usain Bolt cutout, confident he could beat that guy in a foot race, shamelessly celebrates the entire way to the finish.
Posted by: Tim | September 2, 2009 1:29 PM
Ever since the Olympics, Usain Bolt seemed to be in a rut. But he tried his best to stay on track and get his groove back.
Posted by: Patti | September 2, 2009 1:35 PM