We've never watched 'Dancing with the Stars' and we're not about to start this season, even though one of our childhood heroes, Melissa Joan Hart (of 'Clarissa Explains It All' fame) is on. Let us know how politician Tom Delay (in this Getty Images photo) does on the show, will ya?

Tom Delay speculates on how many dance partners he can use, given the recent photographic evidence that he has an extra set of arms. Jitterbug, anyone?
Submitted by Tony N (Lesson learned: Never stand in front of a man wearing a dark colored suit if you are wearing one too)

I just can't get the picture of a little bubble next to the girl in white's head reading: "He's so dreamy..."
Submitted by Anonymous (We wish you'd taken credit for this one, anon. That girl does look pretty swoony)

Maybe Caption Call should re-brand itself as "All Putin, all the time"...we've got at least one friend who would go for that. Here, Russia's prime minister squints while at the MAKS international aerospace show. (Getty Images)

Rubles, shmubles. Collapse of the Russian economy aside, Putin is still a hottie.
Submitted by jen (Uh oh, seems like Justine's got some competition for Putin's affection!)

Wow, you can see Sarah Palin's house from Russia!
Submitted by keith

Tiger Woods golfs. That's pretty much all we know about him. Oh that, and he's got some crazy fans, as evidenced here at the Buick Open. (Getty Images)  

COMMENTATOR: Silence over fills the Golf Course as Tiger Woods prepares....

17th Hole Man INTO BULLHORN: HEY TIGER CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Submitted by d

Tiger Woods' paparazzi from Alpha Centauri were proof positive that TV signals beamed into space were being picked up by extraterrestrials.
Submitted by Patti

See, L-Bow here is the mascot of the Summer Redneck Games in Georgia. What do you think the events are for the Winter Redneck Games? (Getty Images)

If they had known how litterally he'd take it, Skip's sisters probably would have found him a nickname other than Doodie Head.
Submitted by Cait

A look into the future of Hulk Hogan
Submitted by Tim (Don't blashpeme the Hulkster like that, Tim! But the resemblance is uncanny -- pun intended)