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August 31, 2009

Caption Call Recap: Week of Aug. 24

Apologies, all, that it was a super short week for Caption Call. We were sunning at the Hamptons (not the Hampdens) over the weekend and couldn't shake our beach relaxation. Check out our picks for funniest captions of the week.

grouch with guitar

 

The British have an odd sense of humor, but really? A dude playing guitar from inside a trash can? That's rubbish (AP photo)

"No, I can still see your arm. Remember, you must blend in as best you can in order to pass your paparazzo final exam."
Submitted by Pie Snelson
(But the guitar kind of gives him away, doesn't it Pie?)

Sorry kid, Oscar sold the place. I live here now. Would you like to hear a song?
Submitted by Patti

 

 

 

 

obama in marthas vineyard


As with most presidential visits, you'll always find people looking to cash in. The Obamas recent trip to Marthas Vineyard was no different. But why they chose to immortalize the commander in chief as a "Pirates of the Carribbean" character is beyond us. (Getty Images)

Sussi, like you totally have to see the guy they got to play Jack in the new pirates movie. He looks like that guy with the dog. You know, the kinda famous one...
Submitted by Cait

 

 

fans with cans

 

We hope someday to land a catch like this guy. Think he's smiling because he drank all of those energy drinks and doesn't want to break the seal? (Getty Images)

Now i know this will help me stay up through my kids recital.
Submitted by d

ladies and gentlemen...your first place winner in the most interesting tan lines competition....
Submitted by dkh735 (Oh, dkh, if you only realized how bad of a sunburn we got over the weekend and how awkward our new tan lines are...)

In need of cash, Ben hires himself out as a portable antenna.
Submitted by Patti

Posted by Liz Hacken at 4:02 PM | | Comments (0)
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Usain Bolt in cardboard is even faster than you, Jimmy

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(AP photo)

Usain Bolt is a freak of nature, and we're convinced that isn't his real name. Write us a funny caption for this guy trying to outrun a cardboard fascimilie of Bolt and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 3:22 PM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Athletes
        

August 27, 2009

Bill Bob tries to bypass drinking the energy drinks and hopes the caffeine will seep into his skull

 

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(Getty Images)

Energy drinks are better for drinking than for fashion in our opinion, but who are we to judge? You know the drill -- write us a funny, clever, all-around awesome caption and submit it as a comment below. The best will get a special shout-out in our Caption Call Recap next week (we promise!).
Posted by Liz Hacken at 11:31 AM | | Comments (11)
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people
        

August 26, 2009

Casting starts for new movie "Obamas of the Caribbean"

 

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(Getty Images)

Everyone's trying to cash in on the Obamas' vacation to Martha's Vineyard. Write us a funny caption for this odd scene and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 10:25 AM | | Comments (3)
Categories: President Barack Obama
        

August 25, 2009

Caption Call Recap: Week of Aug. 17

Thanks to all the loyal captioners and some newcomers who have helped Caption Call pick back up its momentum. Onward for the funny caption goodness!

dancing with the stars tom delay


We've never watched 'Dancing with the Stars' and we're not about to start this season, even though one of our childhood heroes, Melissa Joan Hart (of 'Clarissa Explains It All' fame) is on. Let us know how politician Tom Delay (in this Getty Images photo) does on the show, will ya?

 

Tom Delay speculates on how many dance partners he can use, given the recent photographic evidence that he has an extra set of arms. Jitterbug, anyone?
Submitted by Tony N (Lesson learned: Never stand in front of a man wearing a dark colored suit if you are wearing one too)

I just can't get the picture of a little bubble next to the girl in white's head reading: "He's so dreamy..."
Submitted by Anonymous (We wish you'd taken credit for this one, anon. That girl does look pretty swoony)

 

vladimir putin

 

Maybe Caption Call should re-brand itself as "All Putin, all the time"...we've got at least one friend who would go for that. Here, Russia's prime minister squints while at the MAKS international aerospace show. (Getty Images)

Rubles, shmubles. Collapse of the Russian economy aside, Putin is still a hottie.
Submitted by jen (Uh oh, seems like Justine's got some competition for Putin's affection!)

Wow, you can see Sarah Palin's house from Russia!
Submitted by keith

 

 

tiger woods
Tiger Woods golfs. That's pretty much all we know about him. Oh that, and he's got some crazy fans, as evidenced here at the Buick Open. (Getty Images)  

COMMENTATOR: Silence over fills the Golf Course as Tiger Woods prepares....

17th Hole Man INTO BULLHORN: HEY TIGER CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Submitted by d

Tiger Woods' paparazzi from Alpha Centauri were proof positive that TV signals beamed into space were being picked up by extraterrestrials.
Submitted by Patti

 

redneck games

See, L-Bow here is the mascot of the Summer Redneck Games in Georgia. What do you think the events are for the Winter Redneck Games? (Getty Images)

If they had known how litterally he'd take it, Skip's sisters probably would have found him a nickname other than Doodie Head.
Submitted by Cait



A look into the future of Hulk Hogan
Submitted by Tim (Don't blashpeme the Hulkster like that, Tim! But the resemblance is uncanny -- pun intended)

 

 

 

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Oscar the Grouch takes up the guitar

 

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(AP photo)

Apologies for the late entry today, folks. We were on vacation Monday (sunning in the Hamptons, of course) so we're still adjusting to live back in the Md. Write us a funny caption for this bloke and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 9:53 PM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Odd stuff
        

August 20, 2009

A face only a mother could love

 

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(Getty Images)

Is the toilet seat supposed to make his face more appealing? Write us a funny caption for this odd chap and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 12:56 PM | | Comments (10)
Categories: Random people
        

August 19, 2009

Tiger Woods has a visitor on the 17th hole

 

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(Getty Images)

Does this kind of thing happen all the time on the golf course? If so, we'd watch golf all the time! Write us a funny caption for Tiger Woods' companion and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 12:40 PM | | Comments (8)
Categories: Athletes
        

August 18, 2009

Putin's future's so bright he's gotta wear shades

 

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(Getty Images)

Sorry, Justine. Putin's wearing a shirt in this photo (unlike his recent candid swimming shots while on vacation) but he still looks pretty dapper.

Write us a funny caption to go with this photo and submit as a caption below.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 9:48 AM | | Comments (11)
Categories: Politicians
        

August 17, 2009

Caption Call Recap: The lost captions edition

Looks like our senses of humor aren't on the same wavelength, or some of our regulars are on vacation. We thought Conan the Enforcer and the curious moose were pretty funny, but we didn't get a lot of comments.

This recap looks back at some of our most commented upon recent posts so you all can settle the disputes of who has the funniest captions in the land.

One more thing: We're looking for suggestions for theme weeks we can run here at Caption Call. We had mild success with Santa Week around Christmastime and with Fashion Week a while back. If you've got any funny photo trends we should be on the lookout for, let us know.

Without further ado, your funny captions of the week.....

flugtan


We always thought it as called Flugtag, but in Moscow the festival with flying vessels is called Flugtan. This one was so perfectly crafted it looked like a cartoon picture, not a photo. (Getty Images)

Swine flew.
Submitted by Brian (So simple, so obvious, so funny)

 

...hope they're all wearing keight gosselin wigs under those helmets....
Submitted by dkh735 (Only you, dkh, could find a way to turn this into a Jon & Kate Plus Eight reference)

 

vladimir putin swimming


Speaking of Moscow, we've got one friend who likes her world leaders strong and shirtless (just check out her cubicle at work). Vladimir Putin channels his inner James Bond while on holiday. (AP photo)

Bright young women. Sick of swimmin'. Ready to staaaaand....
Submitted by alf (OK, so it took us a while and some phone-a-friends to realize this was from The Little Mermaid)

Nikolai Volkoff in training for his next tag team match with the Iron Shiek.
Submitted by Sturmy (Welcome to Caption Call, Sturmy. You hit a special place in our heart with such an old-school pro wrestling reference. Stop back and play again)

In Putin's Russia, dip takes YOU!
Submitted by Ted

And finally, A duo of Caption Calls, probably best appreciated by a small percent of the population:

What a stud. That's not really a caption. I just had to get it on the record.
Submitted by Justine

WAIT!!!!!JUSTINE!!!!!!!DON'T GO!!!!!!
Submitted by dkh735

 

stevie nicks

 

Call us sacrilegious or whatever you want, but we hate Fleetwood Mac. Hate them. You won't change us. No one else really jumped on the hating Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks bandwagon, but you guys took it in a pretty funny direction. (Getty Images)

 

Hi Paula Dean. You're not fooling anyone.
Submitted by jen (We think Paula has a special deal for immortality worked out with the Patron Saint of Butter)

They turned me into a NEWT! (I got better...)
Submitted by Tony N

 

 

horse head

 

Gotta love a horse with a steady job in this economy. Just kiddin', folks. This equine is attending an online electronic entertainment festival in Valencia called Campus Party. He found the perfect way to keep his identity secret, even though Getty Images came to snap his photo.

 


Following an unprecedented run of winners, the OTB began to suspect that someone was providing inside information.
Submitted by Tony N

No sir, i can not tell you who is going to win in the 5th race at Pimlico.
Submitted by D

"I've had it with his attitude," said Pokey, as he deleted Gumby from his friends list...
Submitted by D.Keefer (Bravo, D. One question: Facebook or MySpace -- not that anyone uses MySpace anymore)

 

 

puccini

 

A scene from the dress rehearsal of Puccini's 'Manon Lescault' in Sydney. Sometimes we wish powdered wigs would come back into style. (Getty Images)

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Submitted by Cait (classic snobby guy humor, Cait. Golf claps for you)

 Potential dates await the arrival of Ms. Butterworth.
Submitted by Tim

"They dressed all of us movie extras in these gaud-awful knickers and ruffled Seinfeld shirts; Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Submitted by Pie Snelson

 

 

guinea pig

 

The endearingly clueless look of this guinea pig makes us crack up every time. Agree or disagree? (AP photo)


"WHAT!? Wrestling is FAKE!?"
Submitted by D.Keefer (This is genius because it's just so awesomely random. Well played.)


I know what it looks like, officer, but its not MY grass
Submitted by alf

"Where did I get these LIPS?"
Submitted by Tony N (We never thought much about guinea pig lips before either, Tony.)

 

 

hemingway days

 

Each year Key West hosts Hemingway Days and crowns the best Ernest Hemingway look-alike. Looks like a typical day at the VFW post to us. (AP photo)

At long last, Joseph finally had proof that among his 11 brothers, he was indeed his mother's favorite.
Submitted by Tony N

 

 

 

giraffe with zookeeper

 

We've had this gem in our back pocket for a while. Thanks to everyone for keeping their captions clean. Or at least borderline :)  (AP photo)

Harley and Frank recreate the noodle sharing scene from Lady and the Tramp.
Submitted by Tim

 "Manfred, the Amazing Stilt-Man" finally finds love...
Submitted by D.Keefer

Tired of lamenting about how all of the "good" giraffes are gay or taken, this lady decides to broaden her horizons.
Submitted by jen (Ain't that the truth, jen)

 

 

elephant

 

Elephants in Thailand apparently aren't afraid to get fresh with the clientèle. You couldn't pay us enough. (AP photo)


"Hurry up fellas...snap the picture! My mom will be so proud of my new girlfriend"
Submitted by Tim


The password is: MRSA.
Submitted by Dave to the P

Last fall there was McCain with some kid and now there's THIS elephant with some girl. What is it about the taste of young humans that makes these Republicans so hungry
Submitted by Pie Snelson (We can always count on you for the throw-back captions, Pie. Thanks)

 

 

slinky girl

 

Poor Slinky Girl. Don't feel too bad for her; she's performing on a German TV show. It's no 'Schprockets' but we might watch it. (Getty Images)

why did u buy this bracelet so big. i can't wear this.
Submitted by d


Fee-fi-fo-fum! While exploring the giant's castle, Jack accidentally gets stuck in his toy slinky.
Submitted by Patti

 

 

scooby doo cricket match

 

We don't get the appeal of cricket...maybe these guys don't either. A Getty Images photographer caught them sleeping on the job at a recent cricket match in Wales.

Not even the cute puppy costumes could help Ted and Larry pick up chicks.
Submitted by Cait

Sometimes there's a lull at the Annual Furries Convention.
Submitted by Tony N

We know, we know, Mr. S commited the crime in the Baseball Stadium....After 20 years enough mysteries already.
Submitted by D

 

And now, for the final photo of the batch we've been meaning to catch up on:

BARREL MONSTER!!!! (AP photo)

barrel monster

 

The North Carolina student artist who made this statue out of construction cones got charged with possession of stolen goods, but the company whose cones he stole wants to keep the work of art.

You kids aren't leaving this road until all of your construction is done! Have I made myself clear?
Submitted by Dave to the P (Barrel Monster the curmudgeon. We likey)

Posted by Liz Hacken at 2:25 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

Tom Delay: Dancing for politicians is usually just sidestepping the tough questions...

 

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(Getty Images)

"Dancing With The Stars" latest bunch sure does contain some wild cards, like former Republican Majority Leader Tom Delay. Our money's on Chuck Liddell (those of you who know us well know we like us some UFC).

Write us a funny caption for this photo of Delay and submit it as a comment below. Bonus points for speculating about his potential dance abilities (think he'll be a fan favorite with little talent like Steve Wozniak?). And check out who else is in the DWTS cast on our Reality Check blog.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 10:08 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Celebrities, Politicians
        

August 14, 2009

Conan the Enforcer needs to exercise to keep his super hero physique

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(Getty Images)

Running isn't exactly our cup of tea...we're actually still quite sore from a few days of hard working out at the gym. But we're sad for how much this out-of-shape guy will probably hurt after this run.

Write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 10:28 AM | | Comments (3)
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
        

August 13, 2009

Ignore the giant bug and nobody gets hurt

 

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(AP photo)

This bug's too big to fit under our shoe. Write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 10:57 AM | | Comments (8)
Categories: Odd stuff
        

August 12, 2009

Wallaby iz ready 2 rite novel nao

typing wallaby

 

(Getty Images)

We'd like to see this as the sequel to our computer cat and typewriter cat photos. Write us a funny caption and submit as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 11:36 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Animals
        

August 11, 2009

When pigs fly...or not

 

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(Getty Images)

This reminds us of one of those Road Runner/Wyle E. Coyote cartoons. Write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 3:36 PM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Odd stuff
        

August 10, 2009

But I can't drive a stick shift!

 

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(AP photo)

Don't be sad, friend. We can't drive stick either.

Write us a caption for this puzzled moose and submit it as a comment below.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 11:48 AM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff
        

August 6, 2009

Vladimir Putin has an impressive wingspan

 

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(AP photo)

Russians are proud of their Putin, but we will admit he did look pretty manly on a recent vacation. Write us a funny caption for the prime minister and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 9:44 AM | | Comments (14)
Categories: Politicians
        

August 5, 2009

Stevie Nicks fans perform the ‘Thriller’ dance

 

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(Getty Images)

Write us a funny caption for these gals and gents and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 4:50 PM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Odd stuff
        

August 4, 2009

The line at Old Country Buffet just gets longer and longer

 

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(Getty Images)

We love buffets, but a traumatic experience at Old Country Buffet involving an ice cream machine left us afraid of that place. A word to the wise: Never assume the ice cream in the machine will be solid enough during the breakfast rush. Anyway, write us a funny caption to go with these hungry gents and leave it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 12:01 PM | | Comments (5)
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people
        

August 3, 2009

The horse head from 'The Godfather' before that infamous scene

 

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(Getty Images)

We figure that horse from 'The Godfather' had to have a day job....this is what we imagine it was like. Write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 10:25 AM | | Comments (10)
Categories: Odd stuff
        
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Flex your funny bone by coming up with captions for these funny photos. The rules are simple: Check out the photos with each of these blog posts, come up with a clever caption and post it as a comment. The best captions decided on by baltimoresun.com staff will be highlighted in a weekly recap. Remember to keep it clean.
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