Polygamy -- Elvis style

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Marlene regretted taking that trip to Honolulu with her students. To this day she's not really sure which one is her husband. Or why the other 4 are also living at her place, for that matter.
Posted by: Cait | July 2, 2009 8:20 AM
What happens in Vegas was definetly not the case in this matter, which one of you did I marry!
Posted by: D | July 2, 2009 8:57 AM
And tonight, the Night of Four-and-a-Half Elvises!
Posted by: Jim | July 2, 2009 9:31 AM
"If I had waited just a few more years I could have married a bunch of Michael Jackson impersonators...what a waste"
Posted by: Tim | July 2, 2009 9:33 AM
Want to know how bad the economy is? Remember "two girls for every guy?" Now it's "Five Elvises for every girl." Welcome to one of the many levels of Hell.
Posted by: Attila the Hon | July 2, 2009 7:38 PM
Cait misunderstood when her family asked her to bring home some mutton chops for dinner.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 3, 2009 1:35 PM
The bride won't be lonely tonight, but is probably headed for Heartbreak Hotel soon.
Posted by: Anonymous | July 4, 2009 11:13 AM
The first annual convention for polygamist Elvis impersonators.
Posted by: Patti | July 5, 2009 7:30 PM