This Swiss techno fan is just too weird to explain for us. (AP photo)

"OMG! Urkel's turned into The Green Weenie!"
Submitted by Attila the Hon (Bonus points for use of OMG) 

"Aaaahhhh! See Ma, this is what happened to me from those brussels sprouts and broccoli that you made me eat!"
Submitted by Pie Snelson

"Baby" took 3rd place in a pet costume contest during last year's Roswell UFO Festival. Now, just try to put him in a corner.... (AP photo)

You're the weakest link! Arf! Arf!
Submitted by Dave to the P (We totally forgot about that show, Dave. Bravo)

Those Germans know how to cool off. This kid displays his best belly flop into the pool. (Getty Images)

Even as a child, Clark Kent knew he was different than his peers.
Submitted by Patti

We want to be known by one name like Elvis or Marilyn. Oh well, we can all have dreams, can't we? (Getty Images)

"Come on Marilyn...we need to go pick up Michael"
Submitted by Tim

u do realize that now all of those rumors about us are going to be put to rest. This make the National Enquirer very mad!
Submitted by D

Tom Thumb, a 3-week-old Chihuahua, was one of the smallest dogs in the UK when he was born a few months ago. Small enough to fit in a teacup. (Getty Images)

A scene from the sequel to "The Ring". It wasn't as scary as the first one.
Submitted by Dave to the P (You're on a roll this week, Dave to the P. This pup looks as scared as that girl in "The Ring" was scary)

"Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark. Bark!"
Submitted by Pie Snelson (Hilarious, Pie. Bravo)