Stephen Colbert's shaved head is Operation Hairdresser Freedom

(AP photo)
Stephen Colbert, in Iraq this week to film "The Colbert Report," got his head shaved by General Raymond Odierno. What was going through Colbert's mind? Write us a funny caption and submit it as a caption below.






Comments
Now I can go pick up that spare toupe that Trump promised me.
Posted by: D | June 9, 2009 8:36 AM
Make fun of my hair cut will you, well this is how the Army does it.
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | June 9, 2009 8:48 AM
Don't ask, don't tell. But feel free to giggle like a school girl.
Posted by: Cait | June 9, 2009 11:05 AM
"Would you like to keep the sideburns?"
"Yes, please."
"Then hold out your hands..."
Posted by: D.Keefer | June 9, 2009 11:59 AM
Stephen Colbert's "Truthiness" never hurt so much as he later gathered the shreds of his mane from the cutting room floor.
Posted by: Tim | June 9, 2009 1:57 PM
Stephen Colbert becomes Stephen Nohair.
Posted by: Patti | June 9, 2009 3:10 PM
Confess to hiding those WMDs or it's water boarding next! Jon Stewart already gave us the go ahead.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 9, 2009 6:39 PM
Colbert: I didn't ask you to do that
Gen Odierno: You didn't tell me not to
Posted by: D'oh! | June 10, 2009 3:33 AM
"Ok Stephen. You have been warned that a Mohawk will really emphasize these wavy lumps in your head."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | June 14, 2009 7:04 PM
"Did you want this styled in cornrows or dreadlocks?"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | June 20, 2009 12:45 AM
"You won't be laughing when you see where I'm going to be using these clippers next."
Posted by: Sir Frothington | September 21, 2009 5:29 AM