Hiking the Appalachian Trail becomes cool again

(AP photo)
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford gave us our favorite new euphemism of the year. Wanna sneak away and have no one find you? Just say you're "hiking the Appalachian Trial."
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Comments
I did not lie. You see, hiking is a form of physical activity and the Appalachian Trail has been called a happy trail... I was happy and physically active. I did not lie.
Posted by: Cait | June 25, 2009 5:55 AM
Unfortunatly, I found that Naked Hiking Day was just not for me !
Posted by: D | June 25, 2009 8:54 AM
I finally found time to do what governors do best!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 25, 2009 12:45 PM
"So in conclusion I would like to say 'Live from New York It's Saturday Night?!!' No? It was worth a shot"
Posted by: Tim | June 25, 2009 1:30 PM
Governor Mark Sanford gets caught lying down on the job.
Posted by: Patti | June 25, 2009 1:37 PM
Listen, we can argue semantics all day. You call it adultery, but I'm sticking with international relations.
Posted by: Cait | June 25, 2009 5:06 PM
"I feel, as an elected government official, that I am entitled to think with my ding-a-ling simply because I suffer from huge vacancies in the cranium."
Posted by: Attila the Hon | June 25, 2009 9:13 PM
"No. I do not know how to scrinch my face into the Spitzer grimace. Gimme a break will ya? I'm trying to look sympathetic here."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | June 26, 2009 4:07 PM
So what has two thumbs and a one way ticket to Buenos Aires?
Posted by: Matthew | June 29, 2009 5:29 PM