Thou shalt not pass!

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This guy kinda looks like he should be a character on Sponge Bob Square Pants. Write us a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below.
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"I have destroyed your pitiful hockey team. Now, earthlings, prepare to feel the wrath of Kang the Unconquerable!"
Posted by: Anonymous | May 28, 2009 9:51 AM
"I have destroyed your pitiful hockey team; now you Earthlings will bow to Kang the Unconquerable!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 28, 2009 10:00 AM
Somebody stop Squidward before he beats Spongbob again!
Posted by: D | May 28, 2009 10:18 AM
I said, Take me to your leader! Don't make me make you!!
Posted by: Cait | May 28, 2009 10:43 AM
Filming begins for "Invasion of the Hockey Snatchers" and it's sequel, "Giant Squid: 20,000 Hockey Leagues Under the Sea."
Posted by: Patti | May 28, 2009 11:46 AM
Even the calamari for the Stanley Cup Banquet is tough!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 28, 2009 12:05 PM
Madge found Sherman to be a much better threat to the kids on road trips than yelling, "Don't make me pull over!"
Posted by: Cait | May 28, 2009 12:08 PM
Bobby the Squid stands ready to "ink" his signature to a NHL contract.
Posted by: Jeff | May 28, 2009 12:13 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED MORE THAN $5 A DAY FOR AN ALLOWANCE?
Posted by: dkh735 | May 28, 2009 12:16 PM
If I just had red wings I'd get out of here, but meanwhile I should be able to scare the poop out of any penquin that comes my way.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 28, 2009 2:54 PM
"Do you realize how many stores I had to shop to find an 8-tentacle Red Wings Jersey? It makes me so mad"
Posted by: Tim | May 28, 2009 3:03 PM
Watching the Detroit Red Wings win is guaranteed to cure your insomnia...fast!
Posted by: Attila the Hon | May 28, 2009 4:26 PM
Now I see why they say Red Wing fans are a just a bunch of suckers.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | May 28, 2009 11:43 PM
"Who dared to say my red outfit clashes with my purple complexion? Well I've got something for you. Clash this!"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 29, 2009 7:32 PM
Although Octomom's not much into sports, Octodad can dunk, pitch, backhand, putt, shoot, catch, field and kick save; all without missing a beat.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 29, 2009 7:44 PM