Snail facials: the latest in spa trends
(AP photo)
From the innovators of fish pedicures, we bring you snail facials! The snail slime trails will take years off your sad, tired face. Or it may improve your ability to write funny clever captions.
Write us your best caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below.
(Apologies for the late post, devoted Caption Callers. Some of you know we've taken on some new responsibilities at the Sun that we're balancing with our Caption Call duties. Be patient with us as we make the transition. Sincerely, the management)
Posted by Liz Hacken at 9:48 AM | Permalink
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Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Random people
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Being slimed takes on a totally new meaning.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 21, 2009 9:59 AM
I'm Buck Melanoma...Molie Russel's wart.
Posted by: dkh735 | May 21, 2009 12:12 PM
Snails : This human taste really good, pass the catsup!
Posted by: d | May 21, 2009 12:43 PM
Paris will do anything to get a part in Johnny Depp's next pirate movie...anything!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 21, 2009 1:51 PM
Paris Hilton gets "punked" into believing these snails will prevent crows feet.
Posted by: Jeff | May 21, 2009 2:36 PM
Yet another example of Guantanamo Bay info gathering techniques gone too far...
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 21, 2009 2:48 PM
Four-and-twenty tailors went to kill a snail,
The best man amongst them dared not touch her tail;
Instead they sent the women to get the job done.
They decided facials would be a lot more fun!
Posted by: Cait | May 21, 2009 3:31 PM
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
Posted by: Gerald Wright | May 21, 2009 3:53 PM
S-CAR-GO???? Really???? Please!!!!
Posted by: GMan | May 21, 2009 5:09 PM
Police, "Mr. Slug, we're doing an investigation. You were here when this gang of snails visciously attacked this boy. What did you see?"
Mr. Slug, "I don't know what I saw. Everything happened so fast!"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 22, 2009 6:38 AM
The Day…and Night…and Day The Snails Attacked!
Posted by: Jim | May 22, 2009 9:22 AM
There was once a time when snails roamed the vast plains in great numbers. Now, sadly, the only places one can see a herd of these majestic creatures are in zoos or here...
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 26, 2009 9:10 AM
Escargoapy
Posted by: Wanda | July 15, 2009 5:46 PM
"Age slower. Much...slower"
Posted by: Sher Ali Khan | August 19, 2009 1:51 PM