Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because I smell good
(AP photo)
What's worse than a snooty-looking supermodel? One being spritzed by a legion of well-dressed hunks. Come up with a funny caption for this photo and leave it as a comment below.
Comments
After years of performing in smoke-filled rooms, Clarissa the femme fatale learned the hard way that secondhand smoke really was "fatale."
Posted by: Patti | May 7, 2009 1:37 AM
Think she knows we're doing this because she reeks?
Posted by: Cait | May 7, 2009 2:55 AM
It took mace to convince Babbette she was not invited to Male Model Dress Up Night.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 7, 2009 7:37 AM
Although Phyllis was beautiful, the frat boys quickly learned that she was just a bed bug and they moved quickly to hose her down with Raid and Black Flag.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 7, 2009 7:49 AM
Next time I should not get so close to pepe with all of this black on! Keep Spraying!
Posted by: D | May 7, 2009 8:33 AM
Anyone gotta match?
Posted by: Tim | May 7, 2009 11:06 AM
New, from the makers of "Valet in a Spray," comes "Diva in a Can."
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 7, 2009 1:16 PM
Models, like pets, should always be sprayed or neutered...
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 7, 2009 1:20 PM
I love women who smells great.
Posted by: Joey | May 10, 2009 1:04 PM
Wait! She's surrounded by laser beams!
Posted by: Secret | May 14, 2009 5:07 PM
She will pas out in 10 seconds. Get ready!
Posted by: Bobby | July 1, 2009 7:29 AM