Carrie Prejean to Donald Trump: Yes, sir, I know I should cover up

(AP photo)
Carrie Prejean's risque photo scandal nearly cost her the Miss California USA crown. But The Donald stepped up to her rescue and let her keep her title. And to awkwardly put her royal sash back on. Don't mess up the hair (on Carrie or Donald, for that matter).
Write us a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. Keep it clean, folks...we're a family blog.
(And if you want to see some appropriate pictures of Prejean or other Miss USA contestants here.)






Comments
The real purpose of the banner, Mr. Trump explained after the pageant, was to ensure no wardrobe malfunction occurred on camera.
Posted by: Patti | May 14, 2009 12:56 AM
How many idiots does it take to don a pageant banner?
Posted by: Cait | May 14, 2009 7:24 AM
The Donald chooses his next wife by removing her pageant banner so he can replace it with a "Trump Property" sign.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 14, 2009 7:34 AM
Are you sure that they will not see my wet t-shirt sir?
Posted by: d | May 14, 2009 8:54 AM
Yes, I know they get in the way at times Mr. Trump, but aren't they CUTE??? That's why I like to show them to others at every opportunity!
Posted by: GMan | May 14, 2009 9:22 AM
If it's ok with you Mr. Trump I would prefer to remain Ms. California and not Mrs. Donald Trump...If I wanted to go down that road I would just call Hugh Hefner.
Posted by: Tim | May 14, 2009 10:18 AM
...now where did I put my copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People.."
Posted by: dkh735 | May 14, 2009 12:17 PM
"Carrie Darlin' you nailed your lines perfectly. Now just keep stringing the press along and we can milk this free publicity for at least another two years."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 15, 2009 8:11 PM
Yes, I know they get in the way at times
Posted by: thaidup | May 16, 2009 3:52 AM
Don't worry I won't mess up your hair, sweetie, and if I do, no problem, I have this great industrial strength hairspray in my jacket pocket at all times.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 16, 2009 12:48 PM