Most performance art, including the eyeballs in Tokyo from this Getty Images photo, really creeps us out. Let the nightmares about giant eyeball attacks begin.

The evil Oculoid invasion force was easily defeated by a quick-thinking mom and one can of pepper spray...
Submitted by D.Keefer (Some of our favorite captions have more to do with what's in the background than the main subject of the picture)

"Uh-oh Mork. We don't quite blend-in with these shabby Earthlings. Look, they are staring at us. We are too well dressed!"
Submitted by Pie Snelson

He may have been eliminated from American Idol, but Danny Gokey and his stylish frames still have our vote. (Disclaimer: We never watched American Idol this season, just liked his glasses) (AP photo)

40,000 minds all thinking one thing: Send him back to Idol and get on with the game.
Submitted by Tim

I must really be touching them emotionally because they are all clutching their hearts.
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard

Manni the boar and Candy the Jack Russel terrier are the best of friends. Manni's new keepers found him in a German forest. We see a "Lady and the Tramp" remake in the works. (Getty Images)

I hear you taste just like chicken...
Submitted by Jeff

The Baltimore Zoo finally revokes its ban on interspeccial dating.
Submitted by Patti

Miss California Carrie Prejean's nearly-nude photo scandal isn't the first to hit the Miss USA pageant, but the Internet certainly makes it more accessible. Here, The Donald tells her she can keep her crown. (AP photo)

If it's ok with you Mr. Trump I would prefer to remain Ms. California and not Mrs. Donald Trump...If I wanted to go down that road I would just call Hugh Hefner.
Submitted by Tim

Are you sure that they will not see my wet t-shirt sir?
Submitted by d

A cockatoo shows off his weightlifting skills. We hope those are just Styrofoam covered in duct tape like we think they are. (Getty Images)

Totally embarrassed by his sissy name, "Tweety" trains to be a Grosbeak.
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard

Joe made sure Polly earned that cracker.
Submitted by Cait

Don't forget to try your hand at today's photo of a scrunched sumo wrestler.