Each year, the most beautiful bulldogs in the land convene to decide who is the most beautiful bulldog of them all. This pup didn't win, but he wins points for personal style with us. Goggles aren't really functional for dogs, are they? (AP photo)

My "H1N1 Flu" face mask fell off, and I'm using my tongue to cover my nose so I don't get it!
Submitted by Rob Gutro (Welcome to Caption Call, Rob)

Poten snak, iz rdy to owt swimb Felbs now
LOL speak to English Translation:
Protein snack, I'm ready to out swim Phelps now
Submitted by Kevin (Bonus points for LOLcat speeek, Kevin)

Don't worry Snoopy. If that Red Baron shows up, I've got your back.
Submitted by Pie Snelson

The Kentucky Derby brings out the pretty hats from everyone's wardrobe. We think this gent should have picked only one accessory: fancy chapeau or stinky cigar. (AP photo)

Rush Limbaugh dresses up for the annual GOP Fourth of July picnic.
Submitted by Patti

Obviously, Phil did not "make it work."
Submitted by D.Keefer (Yay for shamless "Project Runway" references)

Fun runs are out of control these days. The nuns on the run in this AP photo are participating in a charity race in London.

Once only known for their superior boxing skills, Roman Catholic nuns are now branching out in hopes of making it to the Olympics.
Submitted by Cait

"C'mon! The Vatican City Macy's is having a 2-for-1 wimple sale!"
Submitted by D.Keefer

The Pope's quoting Shakespeare caused a stampede as all of the Daughters of Roger Bannister Order tried to be first to "get thee to a nunnery."
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard

Italian actress Manuela Arcuri gets lavishly sprayed with perfume during a recent runway show in Milan. We think we'd sneeze so hard we'd fall off the end of the runway. (AP photo)

Next time I should not get so close to pepe with all of this black on! Keep Spraying!
Submitted by D

Models, like pets, should always be sprayed or neutered...
Submitted by D.Keefer

We love us a fashionable swine flu mask. A fashionable SARS mask is even more chic. (Getty Images)

A typical example of the Cleveland Clinic's early experiments with facial reconstruction!
Submitted by GMan

Mexico's Witness Protection Program is not so effective at protecting the identity of patients involved in the Swine Flu outbreak.
Submitted by Cait

Next time on Geraldo: Uncovering the man behind the mask.
Submitted by Tim (If only he had drawn on a mustache then the man behind the mask would have been Geraldo! Gasp!)

Don't forget to leave us a caption for today's creepy picture of some giant eyeballs. Save yourselves!