Yar, matey, let me invest your gold in the stock market

(AP photo)
After a long weekend away, it's hard for us to come up with a clever "why did the chicken cross the road" joke to go with this photo. But that's why you're here! Write us a funny caption for this booty trader and his fine-feathered friend and submit it as a comment below. We'll be back this afternoon with the weekly Caption Call Recap.






Comments
Arrggh, you are going to taste good in my stomach.
Posted by: D | May 26, 2009 8:26 AM
Due to the poor economy, the Chick-n-Flicks chicken and Long John Silver were forced to take on day jobs.
Posted by: Cait | May 26, 2009 9:10 AM
Casual Friday gone horribly wrong...
Posted by: D.Keefer | May 26, 2009 9:17 AM
Halloween on the Enterprise-live long and trick or treat!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | May 26, 2009 10:29 AM
Later, Ben and Matt realized that a bottle of Jack and halloween costumes could be dangerous when mixed.
Posted by: Cait | May 26, 2009 11:18 AM
Arrrgh! Wall Street Bankers opt for truth in advertising.
Posted by: Patti | May 26, 2009 11:20 AM
The newest commercial clip from Free Credit Report.com...
Posted by: Jeff | May 26, 2009 2:30 PM
"Ground Control to Flight #4628. I have spotted the bird and it looks tasty. Come in for landing and join me for the feast"
Posted by: Tim | May 28, 2009 3:12 PM
The FBI released this picture of on-line piracy suspects, saying they have hard evidence of fowl play.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | May 29, 2009 12:06 AM
"Even with this patch over my all-seeing third eye, I can tell that you are not my beloved parrot, you are a chicken! What did you do with Polly and more importantly, why did you cross the road?"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | May 29, 2009 8:39 PM