This motley crew of clowns means business

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Don't joke around with these clowns. Write a funny caption, if you dare, and submit it as a comment below.
(Is it just us, or does the one in the red hat kinda looks like Orlando Bloom? If he were a clown, that is.)






Comments
Happy birthday. I know you feel old, but you're only 1/3 of the way dead according to today's life expectancy. And besides, I'm sure the clowns wouldn't mind making a lasagne out of you if you don't want to get too much older.
(This is from a birthday card a friend sent me...)
Posted by: Cait | April 22, 2009 5:46 AM
I didn't know that they were making a clown version of the Sopranos. Woke up this morning, got yourself a pie gun!
Posted by: D | April 22, 2009 8:38 AM
"Say 'Hello' to my little *HONK* friend!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | April 22, 2009 10:49 AM
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Barnum, the most powerful confetti gun in the world, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel funny? Well, do ya punk?"
Posted by: D.Keefer | April 22, 2009 10:57 AM
The punk rock band,Clowns Gone Bad pose for their debut album, "Coulrophobia. "
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | April 22, 2009 12:17 PM
Police go undercover at Ringling Brothers to once and for all catch Bozo speeding in his secretly souped-up clown car.
Posted by: Patti | April 22, 2009 2:01 PM
The victim's last words: "I don't like Krakus. I don't like Rollo. They're just a pair of clowns."
Posted by: Attila the Hon | April 22, 2009 7:24 PM
Captain Jack Sparrow and Crew try to make ends meet between movies.
Posted by: Jeff | April 24, 2009 12:01 PM
When teased about that square nose,
Daphne and best friend Josephine get defensive and remark, "Well, nobody's perfect."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | April 25, 2009 12:18 PM
The bone hanging on the hand cannon or whatever that's called, is simply hilarious.
Posted by: Naomi Welsh | May 4, 2009 11:22 AM
I do not understand what business meaning they want to send?
Posted by: AliceIacuzzo | July 9, 2009 9:38 PM