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Mike Myers: After 'The Love Guru' flopped, I'll take whatever work I can get

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This picture makes us think of "So I Married an Axe Murderer," one of our all-time favorite movies. If you haven't seen it, rent it. Trust us. Vintage Mike Myers before all of that Austin Powers stuff.

Write us a funny caption and submit it as a caption below. Bonus points for references to being randy.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 12:01 AM | | Comments (10)
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Austin Powers: The Sarah Palin Chronicles

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!!

I'm so fly wearing my, "Exoskeleton Crab Skin Hat".

Mike Myers' fashion sense always goes out the window when the Canadian and Scottish national hockey teams go head-to-head...

Team Canada Press Release: The outfit worn by Mr. Myers will not...we repeat WILL NOT be worn by Team Canada in any future world hockey events and does not reflect the fashion sense(or stupidity) of Team Canada. And to Mr. Myers...for the love of Wayne Gretzky please put some pants on.

Although he is unflappably randy most of the time, in his attempt to be spokes-model for Canadian Club Scotch whiskey, Mike Meyers is turned off by the fashion faux pas of wearing socks made out of an Italian table cloth with a Blackwatch/Stewart kilt.

Relax, folks. At least he's not wearing a shag rug on his chest...and he's definitely not in the mood to shag, either.

Even though he tried the time-tested "show a little leg to catch a cab" routine, the cabbies still wouldn't stop and all Mike caught was a cold.

Dudley Do-right...A new kind of Mountie.

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