Toucan Sam's in danger. Someone call for help!
(AP photo)
We realize the bird in this picture isn't a toucan...just go with it, loyal readers. Write us a funny caption for this menacing photo and submit it as a comment below.
Comments
Oh no, you have to buy me dinner first.
Posted by: robin | March 19, 2009 8:04 AM
Got your nose, got your other thing!
Posted by: D | March 19, 2009 8:20 AM
I squish your head like a grape!
Posted by: Cait | March 19, 2009 8:53 AM
"You will meet a dark stranger…"
Posted by: Jim | March 19, 2009 8:55 AM
Yes my dear you do need a manicure...
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | March 19, 2009 2:36 PM
Hey man, I'm sorry, the only phrase I learned in that pet shop was,"Bite Me!"
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | March 19, 2009 2:55 PM
"Is it safe?"
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 19, 2009 2:59 PM
"If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out... WHAT?!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 19, 2009 3:05 PM
Hey big boy, come up to MY nest for some worms and a nightcap.
Posted by: Patti | March 19, 2009 5:07 PM
What do you mean you don't like my nail polish? I think it's dead sexy.
Posted by: Patti | March 19, 2009 5:08 PM
"My answer was yes. Polly wants a cracker. Where is the cracker?
Are you deaf? YES, POLLY WANTS A CRACKER. YES!"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | March 19, 2009 9:14 PM
ahhhh nice stretch. Guess I have go to the chiopractor. Yuck! And I'll have to get a pedicure!
Posted by: strom | March 20, 2009 10:27 AM
I didn't realize I wuz did flexible! *crack*
Posted by: Anonymous | March 20, 2009 10:29 AM
"Mom! Pedro's not touching me again!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 23, 2009 9:53 AM
Love your talonicure. I was thinking of having French tips done on mine.
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | March 23, 2009 12:53 PM