Michael Jackson in London, raising the roof
(Getty Images)
We'll admit there isn't much immediately funny about Michael Jackson in this picture, but consider it our gift to you to give us your best Jacko one-liners. Have at it! Leave us a funny caption below. And peruse this photo gallery for a look back at Jackson's career, all the way back to the Jackson 5 days.
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Can I get a whoop whoop? Anyone? No? Ok. That makes the King sad....
Posted by: Cait | March 6, 2009 6:28 AM
Mr. Jackson, how many proceedures did it take to make you white?
Posted by: Cait | March 6, 2009 6:31 AM
Where am I? Press Conference! No Comment
Posted by: D | March 6, 2009 8:46 AM
Jacko shows the press the results of the first cosmetic "finger-lifts." He now has the fingers of a 12 year old boy...err so to speak.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | March 6, 2009 8:55 AM
In ten months I'll be perfect. I have Cher's old wig, Kirk Douglas' chin, Angelina's lips, a snubbed-nose monkey's nose and next I'll have Betty Davis eyes. Perfection!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | March 6, 2009 9:15 AM
Look Tito, no glove.
Posted by: Quinn | March 6, 2009 9:40 AM
I repeat, NO NEW TAXES!
Posted by: Chris in KS | March 6, 2009 9:57 AM
"Madame Tussauds Wax Museum reveals their newest sculpture!" "Retract what? Huh? Oh, it's not wax but mostly plastic. Huh? Oh, it's not a Madame Tussauds display. Then, whose is it Ripley's? Huh? It's the real Michael Jackson. Oh, oops! Nevermind."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | March 6, 2009 11:02 AM
"It's been at least this many years since I had a hit..."
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 6, 2009 3:35 PM
But the weird thing about the wax version of Michael Jackson at Mme Tussaud's is that it looks more realistic than the "real" one...
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 6, 2009 3:37 PM
Michael Jackson is forced to wear a huge name placard because no one remembers who he is or why he's famous...
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 6, 2009 3:41 PM
"How old is your son, ma'am? This many? Okay, he can wait in my limo..."
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 6, 2009 3:43 PM
Five dollar foot long- Oh, wrong commercial
Posted by: Robin | March 7, 2009 8:50 AM
The king of pop announces Neverland Ranch will be turned into a summer camp for mimes.
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | March 7, 2009 10:55 AM
The King of Pop, aka the King of Plastic Surgery.
Posted by: Patti | March 7, 2009 9:35 PM
FREEZE PERVERT!!!
Posted by: Chris | March 9, 2009 3:31 AM
I like boys this many old...
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | March 9, 2009 11:40 AM
Ya Man, we love you micheal, No matter What, till kingdom come.
Posted by: fahad | March 31, 2009 1:13 PM
ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES IN THE STANDS, IF YOU ARE DIS OLD YOU CAN GO WAIT BY MY LIMO FOR ME
Posted by: brittney | May 14, 2009 10:20 AM