Fashion Week: This outfit was so expensive he could only afford the blueprint outline

(AP photo)
Doesn't look like this outfit would provide much shade or protection from the elements, right? Either way, come up with a funny caption for it and submit it as a comment below. And check back each day this week for a fun fashion-themed photo to caption. Draw some inspiration from these ready-to-wear (or so they say) designs.






Comments
Be careful, I could have sworn that I saw a beehive at the end of the runway!
Posted by: D | March 25, 2009 12:47 AM
When you play in the street, sometimes the guys who paint the lines get playful, too.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | March 25, 2009 8:58 AM
New TRON clothing line takes the fashion world by shock.
Posted by: Matthew | March 25, 2009 10:50 AM
New summer fashion for cyclists features lightweight reflective striping with matching air-conditioned helmet.
Posted by: Patti | March 25, 2009 1:40 PM
Finally, piping on a jacket that actually works!
Posted by: Jim | March 25, 2009 2:04 PM
Attention Posters: Whoever used the marker to make a hat please return it before you leave. This boy has already suffered enough with his pool toy jacket cover
Posted by: Tim | March 25, 2009 2:57 PM
"...and in the event that the runway is forced to make a water landing, your outfit may be used as a flotation device."
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 26, 2009 9:09 AM
In order to boost revenue, the makers of Silly String make a go at the fashion industry...
Posted by: D.Keefer | March 26, 2009 9:10 AM
From backstage we can hear Vera Wang's horror: Oh goodness, it was a joke! I didn't mean you twits should actually WEAR those things on the runway! Models are such IDIOTS!!!!!
Posted by: Cait | March 27, 2009 6:33 AM
"I've been kind of sickly, so I really only a shadow of my old self."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | March 27, 2009 9:51 AM
Before ankle bracelets, this was the contraption was used for prisoners on home detention.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | March 27, 2009 9:53 AM
"Presenting Ronco's VersaJacket. Wear it, wrap a gift with it, clean your pipe with it! Order now and get this this amazing Ginzu knife for free..."
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | March 30, 2009 2:46 PM
The NFL introduces a new “Protective Suit” for Pittsburgh Steeler fans, who plan to attend Raven games at M & T Bank Stadium this year.
Posted by: Chris Rogers | March 31, 2009 12:03 AM