Caption Call Recap: Week of March 23 (Fashion Week)

We have no clue who would actually pay money for this outfit from Dutch Fashion house Peachoo Krejberg let alone have somewhere to wear it out to. Maybe we're just too conservative with our fashion sense. (AP photo)
The explosion at the Rogaine factory claimed several victims, including this bystander who just happened to be jogging by...
Submitted by D.Keefer
Here is one of the recently-discovered photos of costume ideas that were proposed and rejected for use in the Broadway remake of "Hair."
Submitted by Patti (Now we'll have 'Aquarius' stuck in our head all day. Thanks, Patti)

Another day, another inexplicable piece of "fashion." In this AP photo, something from the Agatha Ruiz de La Prada Spring/Summer 2009 fashion collection.
Meet the Belle-Belle-Belle-Belle-Belle of the Ball
Submitted by Tim
Fashion model finally has enough of men looking up her skirt.
Submitted by Matthew

We think this ridiculous outfit from Belgian designer Walter Van Beirendonck kinda looks like the Arby's hat that appears over hungry peoples' heads in their commercials. Even still, it's odd. (AP photo)
New TRON clothing line takes the fashion world by shock.
Submitted by Matthew (We absolutely hate Tron, but thanks for making us remember it, Matthew)
From backstage we can hear Vera Wang's horror: Oh goodness, it was a joke! I didn't mean you twits should actually WEAR those things on the runway! Models are such IDIOTS!!!!!
Submitted by Cait
Before ankle bracelets, this was the contraption was used for prisoners on home detention.
Submitted by Pie Snelson (Would they be to embarrassed to leave the house if they were dressed like this, Pie?)

This Kermit shirt is by our new favorite wacky designer: Jean-Charles de Castelbajac, who recently brought Caption Call the Andy Warhol dress. The Kermit outfit is just about as wearable, but may be hard to wash. (AP photo)
It's the closest Kermit has been to a boob since Fozzy Bear
Submitted by Tim
Next on E!: Kermit the Frog sells his children to Cruella De Vil in order to support his drug addiction. Kermit is quotes as saying: "I'm a frog! We have 50 kids at a time. Who knows if all those tadpoles are even mine!"
Submitted by Cait
She told me if I kissed the frog ......
Submitted by Karen in Hamilton

So was this the whole "outfit" by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina being modeled in a recent runway show? Can I buy this somewhere and wear it out? Would it be in the store in the "accessories" department? So many questions. (AP photo)
Han Solo was in mourning today after Princess Leia was spotted wearing the remnants of his missing friend Chewbaca.
Submitted by GMan
What fashion trend is favored by mystery writers? The red hair ring.
Submitted by Mary Pat Hyland (Well played, MPH)

OK, today's picture is one of our favorite Caption Call pics in a long time just because of how absurd it is. Who would want to sculpt their beard into a bicycle? Furthermore, who has enough beard hair to grapple with the difficult decision of what to sculpt the hair into? Come up with a funny caption for this picture.





