Olaf aspired to be a balloon sculptor, but he had to settle for beard sculpting instead

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Ah, what a glorious and full beard on this gentleman. Why are they ruining it by twisting it and tugging at it? Do they have classes on beard sculpture at MICA?
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Comments
Natasha my darling hurry, we must catch moose and squrrel!
Posted by: D | March 30, 2009 8:45 AM
Luckily my beard broke my fall
Posted by: onebob | March 30, 2009 12:02 PM
You've almost got it, just turn that end and you've actually created an entire bicycle on one side of my beard...better than just a handlebar moustache.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | March 30, 2009 12:18 PM
You guys have put some stupid stuff on this site but this one takes the cake
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | March 30, 2009 12:57 PM
WARNING: Makes Wide Left and Right Turns.
Posted by: Tim | March 30, 2009 1:18 PM
This wasn't what I had in mind when I called Roto Reuter to snake the hair out of the tub?
Posted by: jay gee | March 30, 2009 1:39 PM
If you beard it, they will comb...
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | March 30, 2009 2:52 PM
We're just glad to see Dom Deluise is still working.
Posted by: mjp510 | March 30, 2009 3:47 PM
ZZ Top gets into costume before performing at the Tour de France.
Posted by: Patti | March 30, 2009 10:14 PM
After years of waiting, Jeremy finally saves enough money to pay for his sex change into a female octopus.
Posted by: Matthew | March 31, 2009 8:00 AM
Potts is going all out for the kiddies at Camp Ska-No-Ka-San this year!
Posted by: Cait | April 1, 2009 5:31 AM
Oh, thank you. The rigatoni and meatballs were starting to mold.
Posted by: mak | April 2, 2009 9:14 PM
"Yes, that's wonderful thank-you. I absolutely will not lose this pair of eyeglasses."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | April 2, 2009 11:05 PM