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Six more weeks of winter? Take that, Phil!

 

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(AP photo)

Is it just us, or does it always seem like Punxsutawney Phil and his rodent counterparts across the country ALWAYS see their shadows? Well, here's a bit of payback, apparently. Write a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. Read up on the competition before posting your caption.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (17)
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It didn't take long for groundhog handler Bill Hughes to remember why he was not supposed to hoist Phil directly overhead.

Phil: I've got flowers in the spring and you bring me salt-lick things!

Bill:When I'm sad, you're a clown and you've stopped pooping all around!

Phil: So let them say my hair's too long, 'Cause I don't care with you I can't go wrong!

Bill: So put your little hand in mine, There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Together: Hog. I got groundhog...

(Because shameless references can rarely be avoided.)

By the power of Punxsutawney Phil, I have the power! Pux Phil and the Master of 6 More Weeks of Winter!

Aha! Here's what's been stopping up your sink, Mrs. Henderson! Try it now.

Make fun of my mustache one more time you little rodent!!!!!

Now say uncle!!

Oh boy if I could only POOP, I'd show him my shadow!!!

At the last second, Jackson makes a spectacular leaping catch to rob Punxsutawney of a home run...

"Hey! Groundhog man! I've got icy cold groundhogs here! Icy cold groundhogs! ... Pass this down to the gentleman on the end, please..."

"Put me down and unhand me, you beefy & leather-lunged fool! What do you think I am? The Vince Lombardi Trophy?"

The groundhog realized that despite his 100 dollar donation the year before - once again PETA was a no show.

This'll do more for your wrists than squeezing that damn rubber ball!!

"Fire up the oven, Ma, we're eatin' tonight!"

Bill: Take my groundhog, PLEASE!

Phil: I don't get no respect.

Still celebrating the Steelers victory last night, this Pittsburgh fan is about to demonstrate why the NFL frowns on post touchdown celebration by spiking Phil in the end zone!

♫ “You ain’t nuthin’ but a ground hog,
Lyin’ ‘cause you can.
You ain’t nuthin’ but a ground hog,
Lyin’ ‘cause you can.
You ain’t never called it right yet
And you ain’t no weatherman.” ♫

"It's a boy!"

For next year, we are going to have a casino built around ole Phil, so you Marylanders can come up and see him any time on those bus trips. The taxpayers of PA thank you!

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