Don't even think about sticking that thing there, lady!

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Ok, we admit this actual picture isn't very funny. But we're hoping you can come up with some of the internal monologue going through this poor puppy's head and turn it into some funny captions! Write us a nice funny one and submit it as a comment below, but size up the competition first. The best ones will make it to our weekly caption contest the Caption Call Recap. The only prizes have to offer are bragging rights...pesky recession.
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Comments
(To be read in the voice of the cute little puppy)
Quick, Someone call PETA! I promise I'll never pee on the rug again. Or chew on shoes. Or the garbage bag. Or the sofa. Or the cushions. Or the curtains. Please, I'll be a good puppy. I promise!!
Posted by: Cait | February 5, 2009 5:55 AM
Don't give that old line "it's going to hurt you more than me" OR like President Clinton said " I feel your pain" because that's all a bunch of bull!!!
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | February 5, 2009 7:18 AM
I thought you said that was for your insulin medicine. Gotta go!
Posted by: D | February 5, 2009 9:22 AM
Lisa gives puppies shots every weekend. Her other hobies include reading, horseback riding, clubbing baby seals and long walks on the beach.
She is a member of FaceBook and enjoys bowling for buzzards.
For a date with this member, write to box #47564. Thank you for chosing Match.Com
Posted by: Cait | February 5, 2009 10:47 AM
This picture, taken by hidden camera, clearly shows the shame on the face of Roger Clemens' puppy, "Slider."
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 5, 2009 12:48 PM
"Don't laugh...you could be next!"
Posted by: Nick Sadaka | February 5, 2009 1:56 PM
Stick that thing in me, and I'll pee on your shoes.
Posted by: Patti | February 5, 2009 9:21 PM
It better not hurt, or I'll smack you where I KNOW it hurts.
Posted by: HarryH | February 5, 2009 10:18 PM
"Yes, I know. I am soooo cute. Actually I am 70 years old - ok that's 20 in dog years. My secret, I quit smoking, I gave up hard liquor and I take my Botox injections regularly."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | February 5, 2009 10:20 PM
Sure, he's cute now, but that junk catches up to you.
Posted by: Jim | February 6, 2009 8:38 AM
i thots this was the sPca...
Posted by: D'oh! | February 7, 2009 9:42 AM
Inject humor [here].
Posted by: Larry Yungk | February 8, 2009 1:08 PM
A dog can take only so much needling.
Posted by: Bruce Alter | February 8, 2009 7:52 PM
so first of all, this is my doctor. Second-HEY WHAT R U DOING!!!!!!
Posted by: stor | March 20, 2009 10:47 AM