Oscars fashion police cited Bjork as a repeat offender
(AP photo)
Since we're not sure whether there were any major red carpet flops from Sunday's Oscars (Caption Call doesn't work weekends, folks), we decided to bring you an oldie but a goodie from the Oscars fashion archives. Give us a funny caption for Bjork's infamous swan dress. We know you've had good captions for this ensemble stewing since she wore it way back in 2001, so have at it!
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Björk proves once again that Denmark is a much better country than Sweden. Try making a dress out of an elk!
Posted by: Cait | February 23, 2009 5:39 AM
Björk shows off her style as she vies for a role as a character in the cartoon "B.C. by Hart."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | February 23, 2009 7:17 AM
Watch as the ballet progresses, the awkward young swan grows up and becomes a wise-quacking duck.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | February 23, 2009 7:49 AM
It looks like she's wearing a large feather duster.
Posted by: Dave to the P | February 23, 2009 8:30 AM
Give me a second, maybe I can reach her face!
Posted by: D | February 23, 2009 8:49 AM
This looks like the one that did"Fly Over The Coo-coo's Nest"
Posted by: Doug | February 23, 2009 11:54 AM
Talk about an ugly duckling!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | February 23, 2009 11:59 AM
Why are you so outraged by my creativity?Can"t I be different?You can kiss my feathered bum!
Posted by: K Gassman | February 23, 2009 1:47 PM
Beer. Björk. Battleswan Gallactica.
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | February 24, 2009 10:55 AM
The Icelandic singer stars in a new TV series, Bjork from Stork.
Posted by: Patti | February 24, 2009 7:41 PM
Unfortunately, a bizarre hunting accident prevented Bjork from ever appearing in public again...
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 27, 2009 1:01 PM
Yeah, the dress was a flop, but it fed the inhabitants of a local homeless shelter for a week...
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 27, 2009 1:03 PM