Mardi Gras allows Val Kilmer to live out his delusions of grandeur
(AP photo)
Happy Fat Tuesday, everyone. Write us a funny caption to go with this photo of Val Kilmer in New Orleans over the weekend. Let the debauchery (and funny captions) begin!
Comments
Behold the power of the hose!
Posted by: Anonymous | February 24, 2009 5:32 AM
I protect the city from evil. I fight the dangers brought to Gotham. I'm Batm....oh who am I kidding. Just look at me.
Posted by: Tim | February 24, 2009 6:16 AM
I admit it, I only played Batman so I could get one of the Joker's servant costumes.
Posted by: D | February 24, 2009 8:12 AM
"Hail ME!! I am the Grape Prince! Come rejoice in my narcisisim!!..Man these tights do bind my royal fruit."
Posted by: Big Daddy | February 24, 2009 8:48 AM
How low do you have to be in your acting career to think: "Man, I could really just slap on a pair of white tights and sit on a throne!"?
Posted by: Cait | February 24, 2009 9:22 AM
In a trifecta of campaign glory, Kilmer gives chocolate to children, nightmares to stylists, and the girls something to go wild about. How could you not vote for him?
Posted by: Cait | February 24, 2009 9:23 AM
Miss World waits for Thin Wednesday, the day her tiara will be returned by Jim "Bacchus" Morrison with no questions asked.
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | February 24, 2009 10:48 AM
For extra money, Val Kilmer sells men's underwear as King of the Fruit Guys.
Posted by: Patti | February 24, 2009 10:50 AM
HELL YES I'm the queen, you want to fight about it???
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | February 24, 2009 11:14 AM
Who's a Huckleberry ?
Posted by: j.mennella | February 24, 2009 11:26 AM
I'd wear dark glasses too if I'd been crowned Dingleberry King!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | February 24, 2009 1:58 PM
Eat your hearts out, Fruit of the Loom guys.
Posted by: Robin | February 24, 2009 2:40 PM
Due to a downward trend in worthy contestants, this appears to be the last year the hurrah for the Miss America Pagent
Posted by: wagz20 | February 24, 2009 3:10 PM
This photo of Val Kilmer at Mardi Gras was shot just seconds before he became the target of chairthrowers irate that Bob Knight wasn't crowned The King.
Posted by: Attila the Hon | February 24, 2009 3:59 PM
"Out of the way pecks!"
Posted by: Matthew | February 25, 2009 11:47 AM
Val Kilmer presides over Bacchanalian rites at Mardi Gras.
Posted by: Patti | February 26, 2009 1:20 PM
Val Kilmer throws away the last vestiges of his dignity.
Posted by: D'oh! | February 27, 2009 5:33 PM
Kilmer Krowned King of Krummy Kostumes
Posted by: Pie Snelson | February 28, 2009 5:27 PM