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Chimp attacks can strike at any time

 

chimp attack

(AP photo)

We know the chimp attack in Connecticut itself isn't funny in the least, but this picture of a couple of chimpanzees attacking this man with kisses gives us a chuckle. Write us a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. The funniest captions will earn a spot in our Caption Call Recap contest on Monday afternoon.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 12:01 AM | | Comments (16)
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That's right, Irene! First you take a little taste, THEN you rip their face off!

"When I asked my friend what his sisters looked like, he answered, 'They're very nice.' So I get set up for a blind date. But truthfully, although they're not really lookers, they are very nice."

You lied Sam, human lips do not taste like bananas!

Another bizarre Crazy Glue mishap brought to light...

Nine days later, Zookeeper Ralph stumbled from the primate enclosure a disheveled shell of a man...

Blind Date, Utah

See I told you....it's great, tastes just like chicken!

Jack, the other other white meat

In a rare photo, Jane Goodall and wild chimpanzees engage in a group hug.

Blindfold now removed, Merv DePerv comes to the sudden realization that the threesome he had been promised in the chatroom is not going to live up to expectations.

"Uh - exactly how long before this photo shoot did you give them that Xanax?"

Taste no evil!

There's a 'right' three way, and then there's a 'wrong' three way.

Chimps gone wild!

Welcome to the "How to Get MRSA Instructional Video".

Beer Goggles "Planet of the Apes" style.

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Flex your funny bone by coming up with captions for these funny photos. The rules are simple: Check out the photos with each of these blog posts, come up with a clever caption and post it as a comment. The best captions decided on by baltimoresun.com staff will be highlighted in a weekly recap. Remember to keep it clean.
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