Chimp attacks can strike at any time

(AP photo)
We know the chimp attack in Connecticut itself isn't funny in the least, but this picture of a couple of chimpanzees attacking this man with kisses gives us a chuckle. Write us a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. The funniest captions will earn a spot in our Caption Call Recap contest on Monday afternoon.






Comments
That's right, Irene! First you take a little taste, THEN you rip their face off!
Posted by: jo | February 19, 2009 7:16 AM
"When I asked my friend what his sisters looked like, he answered, 'They're very nice.' So I get set up for a blind date. But truthfully, although they're not really lookers, they are very nice."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | February 19, 2009 7:26 AM
You lied Sam, human lips do not taste like bananas!
Posted by: D | February 19, 2009 9:25 AM
Another bizarre Crazy Glue mishap brought to light...
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 19, 2009 9:56 AM
Nine days later, Zookeeper Ralph stumbled from the primate enclosure a disheveled shell of a man...
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 19, 2009 9:58 AM
Blind Date, Utah
Posted by: Cait | February 19, 2009 10:05 AM
See I told you....it's great, tastes just like chicken!
Posted by: T. Nohe | February 19, 2009 10:45 AM
Jack, the other other white meat
Posted by: Cait | February 19, 2009 12:06 PM
In a rare photo, Jane Goodall and wild chimpanzees engage in a group hug.
Posted by: Patti | February 19, 2009 12:26 PM
Blindfold now removed, Merv DePerv comes to the sudden realization that the threesome he had been promised in the chatroom is not going to live up to expectations.
Posted by: D'oh! | February 19, 2009 1:26 PM
"Uh - exactly how long before this photo shoot did you give them that Xanax?"
Posted by: Steve | February 19, 2009 1:37 PM
Taste no evil!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | February 19, 2009 1:44 PM
There's a 'right' three way, and then there's a 'wrong' three way.
Posted by: Matthew | February 19, 2009 6:08 PM
Chimps gone wild!
Posted by: Mary Pat Hyland | February 20, 2009 1:14 AM
Welcome to the "How to Get MRSA Instructional Video".
Posted by: Dave to the P | February 20, 2009 12:41 PM
Beer Goggles "Planet of the Apes" style.
Posted by: Jeff | February 23, 2009 11:55 AM