Tom Cruise: I may be famous, but I have to be my own paparazzi

(AP photo)
There are celebrities who are so famous they get caught up in paparazzi swarms. Then, there's Tom Cruise in this AP photo. Write a funny caption for what's going on here and leave it as a comment below. Check out what's already been said before writing your caption. The best of the best will be featured in our Caption Call Recap on Monday afternoon.
And if you're a die-hard Tom Cruise fan, check out this previous Caption Call of him arm wrestling with Matt Lauer of "The Today Show" fame.






Comments
On a recent trip to China, Tom Cruise introduced the time-honored American tourist tradition of people taking pictures of people taking pictures of people taking pictures.
Posted by: Cait | January 30, 2009 5:36 AM
Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?
Posted by: Pete Kusnick | January 30, 2009 6:52 AM
If 3 marriages to beautiful women doesn't make me irresistable.......Oh I AM good looooooking!
Posted by: Pete Kusnick | January 30, 2009 6:54 AM
I love this guy.
Posted by: Pete Kusnick | January 30, 2009 6:55 AM
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is not the same. One of these things is not like the other. Figure it out, that's the name of the game!
Posted by: Cait | January 30, 2009 6:55 AM
One of you has the potential to be my next wife.
Posted by: D | January 30, 2009 8:40 AM
See Katie...I have proof I am not the shortest person alive
Posted by: Tim | January 30, 2009 10:52 AM
Let me get this shot so my stylist can get my bangs just right when I play Moe in the Three Stooges remake.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | January 30, 2009 6:15 PM
Cruise Control.
Posted by: D. Dean | January 30, 2009 6:29 PM
Tom Cruise auditions for the starring role in the Asian adaptation of Narcisuss.
Posted by: Patti | January 31, 2009 4:37 PM
"Ladies, smile on three and remember, no Risky Business."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | January 31, 2009 6:36 PM
Wanna see some pictures of my favorite Thetans?
Posted by: D'oh! | February 1, 2009 10:35 AM
Tom issues some commands to the Katietron with his new pocket remote; the crowd naively tries the same with their husbands and boyfriends.
Posted by: D'oh! | February 1, 2009 10:46 AM
Asian people make me feel tall
Posted by: AreUKidding | February 2, 2009 9:41 AM
Tom Cruise poses for a photo with the 2009 Japanese Female Text-Messaging Team...
Posted by: D.Keefer | February 2, 2009 1:00 PM
If I can get her to look in the camera, she might not notice I've stolen her pen.
Posted by: Bruce Alter | February 8, 2009 8:02 PM
Social Celebrium (suh - LEH - bree - um) ~ noun phrase - A state of balance between non celebrities and celebrities in terms of adoration and sincerity.
Posted by: Brass Nipper | April 8, 2009 4:49 AM