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When he applied for the job of Chief Hem Inspector, Saul thought he would be visiting Catholic high schools, not the Miss Gay American drag pagent.
Posted by: Cait | January 28, 2009 6:05 AM
"Yes Madam you do put your right foot out and shake it all about but clearly you have gone too far this time...there are rules"
Posted by: Tim | January 28, 2009 10:25 AM
"This outta give me a leg-up on my entertainment competition."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | January 28, 2009 12:10 PM
The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes are measured for a centipede costume.
Posted by: Patti | January 28, 2009 12:25 PM
Madam, I realize that little toots are considered downright amusing by some people...however, I wish you would cease and desist until I am well away!
Posted by: GMan | January 28, 2009 2:09 PM
Without a doubt, Stan's resume is one in a million.
Posted by: D. Dean | January 28, 2009 6:20 PM
"Oh my gosh! You are absolutely right. We'll have to adjust the hem, as this costume is too long by at least an angstrom."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | January 28, 2009 8:29 PM
Unlike most people in show business who succeed by working their way up from the bottom, he preferred to work down from the bottom.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | January 28, 2009 11:20 PM
Yes, throw those shoulders back, because your tassels and your toes should line up.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | January 29, 2009 7:31 AM
Don't pay me any mind ladies, im taking measurements to lay some pipe.
Posted by: D | January 29, 2009 8:57 AM
"Hey, wait a minute! You're a guy!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | January 30, 2009 2:56 PM
"Retire? Now why in God's name would I want to do that?"
Posted by: D.Keefer | January 30, 2009 3:00 PM
For Charles, his economic prospects were looking up. He told people the best part of his job was the view.
Posted by: Patti | January 31, 2009 4:35 PM
Excuse me, where exactly is your left hand?
Posted by: Bruce Alter | February 8, 2009 8:13 PM
Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man.... on the face of the earth.
Posted by: Bruce Alter | February 8, 2009 8:16 PM