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Write us a funny caption for this picture and submit it as a comment below. Size up the competition and give us a better caption that's better than the rest.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (15)
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When he applied for the job of Chief Hem Inspector, Saul thought he would be visiting Catholic high schools, not the Miss Gay American drag pagent.

"Yes Madam you do put your right foot out and shake it all about but clearly you have gone too far this time...there are rules"

"This outta give me a leg-up on my entertainment competition."

The Radio City Music Hall Rockettes are measured for a centipede costume.

Madam, I realize that little toots are considered downright amusing by some people...however, I wish you would cease and desist until I am well away!

Without a doubt, Stan's resume is one in a million.

"Oh my gosh! You are absolutely right. We'll have to adjust the hem, as this costume is too long by at least an angstrom."

Unlike most people in show business who succeed by working their way up from the bottom, he preferred to work down from the bottom.

Yes, throw those shoulders back, because your tassels and your toes should line up.

Don't pay me any mind ladies, im taking measurements to lay some pipe.

"Hey, wait a minute! You're a guy!"

"Retire? Now why in God's name would I want to do that?"

For Charles, his economic prospects were looking up. He told people the best part of his job was the view.

Excuse me, where exactly is your left hand?

Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man.... on the face of the earth.

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Flex your funny bone by coming up with captions for these funny photos. The rules are simple: Check out the photos with each of these blog posts, come up with a clever caption and post it as a comment. The best captions decided on by baltimoresun.com staff will be highlighted in a weekly recap. Remember to keep it clean.
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