I've worn platform shoes before, guys, but this is outrageous

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Comments
The home team's hopes are shattered when their opponents take the floor.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | January 29, 2009 7:28 AM
The Extraterrestial Dance Squad entertained at ALFTIME.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | January 29, 2009 8:42 AM
Following their gymnastic success at the 2008 Olympics, China introduces their basketball team.
Posted by: Cait | January 29, 2009 8:43 AM
Watch out if one of us trips, this whole place could come down to the ground.
Posted by: D | January 29, 2009 9:19 AM
At first thought to be a part of the half time show, the audience later realizes it was only four of Wilt Chamberlain's illegitimate kids looking to reunite with their father.
Posted by: Matthew | January 29, 2009 12:26 PM
The heretofore unrecognized backboard cleaners finally gain recognition of their artistic talents.
Posted by: D. Dean | January 29, 2009 7:12 PM
Cue the music..."Discoooo, Disco Dunk."
Posted by: Larry Yungk | January 29, 2009 8:27 PM
NBA Fans get a first hand look at one of the most wasteful uses for bright colored fabrics
Posted by: Tim | January 30, 2009 10:56 AM
"Yo yo Shorty! What's up with those high-waters?"
Posted by: Pie Snelson | January 30, 2009 7:33 PM
We've got legs and we know how to use them...
Posted by: D'oh! | January 30, 2009 7:46 PM
The return of disco reaches new heights.
Posted by: Patti | January 31, 2009 4:39 PM
The real tough part is trying to get into the men's room!
Posted by: Vince Schuman | January 31, 2009 6:57 PM
The Terps unveil their new warm-up routine. Coach Williams says it was somebody else's call...
Posted by: D'oh! | February 1, 2009 12:46 PM
Amerian scientists claim to be able to successfully mate humans and giraffes...
Posted by: AreUKidding | February 2, 2009 9:45 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, here are The Stemtations!
Posted by: Bruce Alter | February 8, 2009 8:11 PM