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The bathroom's down the hall, kid. Now tell me what you want for Christmas

 

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Santa doesn't take Christmas Day off, and neither does Caption Call. Write a funny caption for this photo (part of our Santa Week festivities) and leave it as a comment below. Be even funnier than the competition and you could win a spot in our Caption Call Recap.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from your friends at Caption Call.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

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Last year Santa skimped on the gifts. This year Little Jimmy was given 4 espressos before meeting Father Christmas.

Yes Santa, I know you checked the list twice and I showed up as naughty both times, but let me explain the circumstances. It all started when my siblings, over there with my Mom, began a raucous game of tag. Well, neither of them wanted to be "It" and so I took on the distasteful role of being "It" and I have regretted that dreadful decision ever since. Anyway, what happened next was...

What do you mean, I need an appointment?

Judge Judy? Is that you behind those whiskers?

"Can I please have a whole bunch of coal this year? It's an energy source."

"...baseball cards, a Tonka truck, and a vasectomy for mommy."

During the job interview you could hear Santa ask "So what makes you think you would make a good ELF?"

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