The bathroom's down the hall, kid. Now tell me what you want for Christmas

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Comments
Last year Santa skimped on the gifts. This year Little Jimmy was given 4 espressos before meeting Father Christmas.
Posted by: Cait | December 25, 2008 5:10 AM
Yes Santa, I know you checked the list twice and I showed up as naughty both times, but let me explain the circumstances. It all started when my siblings, over there with my Mom, began a raucous game of tag. Well, neither of them wanted to be "It" and so I took on the distasteful role of being "It" and I have regretted that dreadful decision ever since. Anyway, what happened next was...
Posted by: Pie Snelson | December 25, 2008 9:19 AM
What do you mean, I need an appointment?
Posted by: Patti | December 25, 2008 12:47 PM
Judge Judy? Is that you behind those whiskers?
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | December 26, 2008 11:56 AM
"Can I please have a whole bunch of coal this year? It's an energy source."
Posted by: D. Dean | December 27, 2008 11:44 AM
"...baseball cards, a Tonka truck, and a vasectomy for mommy."
Posted by: Matthew | December 28, 2008 4:57 PM
During the job interview you could hear Santa ask "So what makes you think you would make a good ELF?"
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | December 29, 2008 6:49 AM