Ted Ballman's odd shaped noggin made playing soccer near impossible

(AP photo)
Write a funny caption for this unfortunate soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) player and submit it as a comment below. See what others have written about this picture already and show them you're even funnier. While you're here, check out these other athletes who have been subject to Caption Call ridicule.
Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | Permalink
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Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people


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Just give a second, just a few more turns!
Posted by: Larry Strittmatter | December 3, 2008 6:31 AM
Washington Irving updates "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" to capture the interest of the soccer crowd kids.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | December 3, 2008 8:39 AM
Doctor the operation was a success,,,who knew that you could transplant a head with a soccer ball.
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | December 3, 2008 1:29 PM
This guy always has soccer on his mind
Posted by: Ben | December 3, 2008 7:31 PM
In an exciting game of Mouthball, No. 19 makes his move while his opponent attempts a shoulder tackle.
Posted by: Russ Taylor | December 3, 2008 8:47 PM
This guy can really get his head in the game.
Posted by: Jeff Wellman | December 4, 2008 2:41 PM
"The Macarena" is back and has taken the soccer world by storm.
Posted by: Jeff Wellman | December 4, 2008 2:43 PM
Picture yourself knowing all the latest dance moves. Arthur Murray is offering FREE introductory "Learn to Boogie" classes to the next 20 people who call this number now...
Posted by: Pie Snelson | December 4, 2008 3:24 PM
Mattel introduces "The New Lifelike Rockem Sockem Robots." Shown here, Wind, looks surprised as a stray ball knocks his block off, but don't worry, you can put it right back on and continue with the fun.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | December 4, 2008 3:34 PM
Watching too many Teletubby episodes can have adverse effects.
Posted by: Jeff Wellman | December 4, 2008 3:47 PM
Chad Johnsons cousin, Uno Nueve, plays soccer with the same passion.
Posted by: Jeff Wellman | December 4, 2008 3:53 PM
Remember to always blend your colors when accesorizing. Here is an example of a don't.
Posted by: Smcoomes | December 5, 2008 5:43 AM
WILSON IS THAT YOU.
Posted by: JIM LOONEY | December 17, 2008 3:17 PM
"No wonder I keep getting my head kicked in!"
Posted by: Ivan | June 2, 2009 8:04 PM