Santa wonders: Does this beard make him look fat?
(AP photo)
We're trying something new this week here at Caption Call. In celebration of Christmas, it's Santa Week where each of the week's photos have captured jolly ol' St. Nick in a variety of perdicaments. Today he's at the doctor's office. What's advice does the doctor have for him?
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Comments
Sorry kiddos, Christmas is cancelled. Santa wants a tummy tuck.
Posted by: Cait | December 22, 2008 5:46 AM
You better watch out,
You better not eat,
Your tummy's so big,
You can't see your feet...
Santa Claus is big as a town!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | December 22, 2008 8:47 AM
Santa weighs in prior to his big fight versus the Easter Bunny.
Posted by: D.Keefer | December 22, 2008 10:57 AM
Santa, I told you last year that you need to stop eating venison every day - you keep gaining weight, and your blood pressure's through the roof!
Posted by: Dave to the P | December 22, 2008 11:58 AM
"Keep this up and you'll be getting a colostomy bag for Christmas."
Posted by: Matthew | December 22, 2008 1:18 PM
If I wasn't holding on to the scale my weight would show up a lot more!!!
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | December 22, 2008 1:54 PM
"Now Santa, I told you before not to be cheating with that right hand."
Posted by: Lexi | December 22, 2008 7:15 PM
Santa, you're a little underweight, but if you eat a couple million more cookies you should be fine.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | December 23, 2008 12:19 AM
This isn't what I meant when I asked for a scale model Santa for the office.
Posted by: Jeff Wellman | December 23, 2008 1:22 PM
Santa reluctantly turns to Weight Watchers after getting stuck in a chimney on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Patti | December 23, 2008 8:27 PM
Maybe I can make it through this part of the check-up if I just close my eyes and think of England.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | December 25, 2008 12:07 AM