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Heidi Montag: Santa, can I have an annulment for Christmas?

 

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We've gone from celebrities on the baseball diamond to "celebrities" on the ski slopes. Write a funny caption for these newlywed stars of MTV's "The Hills" and submit it was a comment below. What are they saying to Santa? What would Santa say to them? Check out what others have written about this priceless encounter already and try to top them.

The funniest captions on this and the rest of the week's pictures will be highlighted in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (14)
Categories: Celebrities, Silly Santas
        

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Keeping up with North Pole tradition, Santa Claus once again exerts his right to spend the first night with the spouse of every newly wed couple.

I know you think you're Santa but you still need to watch your hands...

Kris Kringle often works at Old Tyme Photos in Aspen during the "off season".

Where Are They Now?.....The "Skipper" from Gillagans Island is trying to re-build his once mediocre career.

Santa thinks to himself, " Boy, I'd like to slide down her chimney!"

No one ever suspected that the Jolly Old Elf, in a moment of insanity, would push Heidi and Spencer down the slope. Witnesses report hearing Santa yell, "Jordan was such a great guy!" as he ran for his sleigh.

Unhappy with a lemon of an eye lift, Kenny Rogers makes lemonade by taking on the role of Santa Claus.

Kenny Rogers decides to dress in a flashy style in hopes that it will keep the Paparazzi from constantly commenting on his extreme face lift.

Oh how far you've fallen Kenny Rogers.

Sorry, didn't realize several others already had jumped on the Kenny Rogers thing (I don't look at the previous posts until after I submit mine)

Don't worry about it, Dave to the P. With how weird Kenny Roger's facelift made him look, I think it deserves to be made fun of in multiple captions. CC

Heidi and Spencer finally reunite with the person who married them.... Oh what a wedding!

Side note - I read that the easter bunny and tooth fairy were the witnesses.

Spencer takes a picture with his idol and is in awe as he hopes his flesh colored facial hair will one day become a real beard.

Nametag on parka betrays disguised skiers Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan on a vacation in Lapland.

Please Santa take them to the North Pole so we never have to see them again.

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Flex your funny bone by coming up with captions for these funny photos. The rules are simple: Check out the photos with each of these blog posts, come up with a clever caption and post it as a comment. The best captions decided on by baltimoresun.com staff will be highlighted in a weekly recap. Remember to keep it clean.
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