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December 31, 2008

I'm so not gonna stick the landing

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 (AP photo)

Write us a funny caption for this grimacing gymnast and leave it as a comment below. Read what others have already submitted and out-funny them.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (11)
Categories: Athletes
        

December 30, 2008

There was no speeding that year in Whoville

 

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(Getty Images)

The Grinch is out to ruin someone else's day, it seems. Write a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. Read up on what others have said already and try to be even funnier.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 29, 2008

Caption Call Recap: Week of Dec. 22 (Santa Week)

Thanks to everyone who played along with Santa Week here at Caption Call. Here's a look back at our favorite captions of the week.

santa on the scale

 

Santa was used here as part of a campaign to encourage people to get annual checkups. This doctor declared the big man "fit for duty" but did he really pass the physical? (AP photo)

"Keep this up and you'll be getting a colostomy bag for Christmas."
Submitted by Matthew

 

 

 

 

 south korean santas

South Koreans in this Getty Images photo are going through Santa Claus school. Maybe they didn't get the memo that Santa's a guy, not a bubbly girl wearuing a red nose.

Okay ladies, repeat after me, " Oh, I"m his niece form Ohio visiting for the weekend."
Submitted by Vince Schuman

 

 

 santa rides a bike

Santa makes his way to a German post office to pick up the scores of letters mailed to him this year. Hope those kids are strong enough to carry them. (AP photo)

Britney decides to send her boys to the Jolie-Pitts for Christmas...and maybe they'll adopt them. too.
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard  

 

 santa at the office

In this Getty Images photo, Santa's at his satellite office above the Arctic Circle to listen to this child's request. Hope he was asking for something good to have traveled all that way.

Last year Santa skimped on the gifts. This year Little Jimmy was given 4 espressos before meeting Father Christmas.
Submitted by Cait

 


santa skydiver

 

What a jetsetter that Santa is. He's skydiving in this AP photo to promote a Christmas festival near Sydney, Australia. We wish we had Santa's travel budget.

Ok, Mr. Smarty Pants Elf! What's next? Now that you've gotten us thrown out of Santa's sleigh.
Submitted by Pie Snelson

 

 

santa plays soccer

 

We decided to keep Santa Week going just one more day. Write a funny caption for this AP photo of Santa's soccer skills.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 2:35 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

Santa never gave up on his dream of professional soccer

 

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(AP photo)

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas week. We here at Caption Call had a blast with Santa Week full of photos celebrating the silly situations the man with the belly that shakes like a bowl full of jelly gets into. We had to keep the Santa theme going, so write us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below. See what others have already said about the picture and be even funnier.

And don't forget to check back to see if your funny Santa captions made it in our Caption Call Recap.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (5)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 26, 2008

Santa skydives to unwind from another busy year

 

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(AP photo)

Now that Santa's big day is over, it's time to unwind. What's going through his head right now? Write a funny caption and submit it as a comment below. Check out what else Santa has been up to by visiting our other Santa Week photos.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 25, 2008

The bathroom's down the hall, kid. Now tell me what you want for Christmas

 

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(Getty Images)

Santa doesn't take Christmas Day off, and neither does Caption Call. Write a funny caption for this photo (part of our Santa Week festivities) and leave it as a comment below. Be even funnier than the competition and you could win a spot in our Caption Call Recap.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from your friends at Caption Call.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 24, 2008

Santa finds alternate transportation after the reindeer go on strike

 

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(AP photo)

Welcome to Santa Week, where Caption Call is celebrating the weird situations Santa gets himself into when he's not delivering presents to the world's children. Come up with a funny caption for Santa's wild ride and leave it as a comment below. Study up on what others have written about this pic already and be even funnier. Maybe your caption will be funny enough to be featured in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (9)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 23, 2008

Santa oversees the casting call for a younger Mrs. Claus

 

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(Getty Images)

Santa's one lucky old guy. Write us a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. While you're here, check out the rest of our funny photos for Santa Week. Read up on what others have said already and be even funnier.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (19)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 22, 2008

Caption Call Recap: Week of Dec. 15

symphony in the sea

 

The violinist in this Getty Images photo is part of a living art installation in Perth, Australia. We never did quite understand modern art.

The Papparazi finally get a photo op with the guy who plays the tension music in the "LOST" series.
Submitted by Jeff Wellman

 

 

president bush shoe throw

 

President Bush's shoe incident was all over the news last week, and since he wasn't hurt, we figure it was fair game to make fun of. And looks like our Caption Call regulars had a field day with it, too. (AP photo)

Gee, the last time this happened, Dick Cheney told me I was lucky he didn't have his shotgun with him.
Submitted by Vince Schuman

"That's it? Where's my pipe and the morning paper?"
Submitted by D.Keefer

 

 

world toilet day

 

The organizers of World Toilet Day took the theme a bit far when they prepared for a recent press conference. We would have rather stood, no mater how clean the seats were. (Getty Images)

After last year's fiasco, the planners of the Berlin Chili Festival are prepared for anything.
Submitted by Cait

 

 

tom cruise matt lauer

 

Tom Cruise's altercation with Matt Lauer last year helped Americans learn the definition of the word "glib." Last week they had a rematch on The Today Show and things turned ugly ... ok, well not really. (AP photo)

Winner gets to mud-wrestle Willard Scott.
Submitted by Bruce Alter


Matt Lauer is a shoo-in, seeing as how he, along with W, has earned his green wrist band in Marshall Arts.
Submitted by Pie Snelson (bonus points, Pie, for referencing a Caption Call classic -- Bush teaching a kid how to fist bump)

 

jack black video game awards


Jack Black seems like he'll do anything for a laugh, even get down to his skivvies as he did in this AP photo while hosting the sixth annual Video Game Awards.

Calvin Klein's answer to Dove 's Real Beauty commercial fails miserably!
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard

Jack Black strips down to prove, once and for all, that briefs are better. (Especially better than those white on red, polka dot boxers that Ned wears!)
Submitted by Pie Snelson (Again, Pie, with the classic nod to our picture of the unsexiest runway model ever)

 

santa on the scale

 

We've got our own special holiday gift for all the Caption Callers out there. In celebration of jolly ol' St. Nick, we've declared it Santa Week with a new funny Santa picture each day. Have at it!  

 

Posted by Liz Hacken at 2:00 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

Santa wonders: Does this beard make him look fat?

 

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(AP photo)

We're trying something new this week here at Caption Call. In celebration of Christmas, it's Santa Week where each of the week's photos have captured jolly ol' St. Nick in a variety of perdicaments. Today he's at the doctor's office. What's advice does the doctor have for him?

Leave us a funny caption and submit it as a comment below. Read what's already been said about him first and be even funnier.

Check back later today for our Caption Call Recap of last week's funniest captions.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (11)
Categories: Silly Santas
        

December 19, 2008

Jack Black: I'm supposed to picture the audience in THEIR underwear? My bad

 

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(AP photo)

Jack Black's usually good for a funny picture or two (remember him at a WNBA game?). Write a funny caption for this nearly nude Jack Black and leave it as a comment below. Study up on what others have said about Jack already and be even funnier.

While you're here, check out these other funny celebrity moments from Caption Call's past.

Even though you'll probably be on vacation all next week, Caption Call won't. Next week is Santa Week, so check back each week day for a funny picture of the jolly ol' elf in some interesting situations.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (19)
Categories: Celebrities
        

December 18, 2008

Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer kick off the inaugural match of the Glib Arm Wrestling League

 

tom cruise matt lauer

(AP photo)

Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer certainly seem embroiled in battle here. Will good or evil be victorious? Write a funny caption for this photo and submit it as a comment below. See what others have already come up with and out-do them. While you're here, stop by these other photos of celebrities caught in awkard moments, including Al Roker and Meredith Vieira's Halloween costumes.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (13)
Categories: Celebrities
        

December 17, 2008

Not a bad seat in the house

 

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(Getty Images)

Write us a funny caption for these people and their odd choice of seats and leave it as a comment below. See what others have already written and try to be more creative.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (17)
Categories: Odd stuff
        

December 16, 2008

A shoe sits defeated behind President Bush

 

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 (AP photo)

We all know by now about President Bush having shoes pelted at him on a trip to Iraq this weekend. And since he wasn't hurt, here's your chance to poke fun at the situation. Leave us a funny caption for this photo of the aftermath as a comment below. See what others have said about the picture already and throw a bigger dose of funny their way.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (29)
Categories: George W. Bush, Politicians
        

December 15, 2008

Caption Call Recap: Week of Dec. 8

flat mobile

The German car in this Getty Images photo is the flattest car allowed for public circulation. But how many MPG does it get?

Proving once again the quality of european engineering, Greta and her child emerge unscathed after an errant bank vault is dropped on their Volvo.
Submitted by D.Keefer

 

reno rodeo injury

 

Gotta love the action of a rodeo ... well, unless you're the guy on the horse in this AP photo.

I can't believe I paid 5 tickets for that ride...
Submitted by Dennis Seabolt

 

 

 

 yawning dog millionaire fair moscow russia

 

This woman used her tiny pooch as an accessory during a Millionaires Fair in Moscow. We can't tell if the dog is tired out from being dressed up, or taking out his revenge on his owner for being dressed up. Your call (Getty Images)

dogferatu
Submitted by dkh735

The unbearably cute "Count Kibble" finds yet another unsuspecting victim...
Submitted by D.Keefer

 

whoopi goldberg softball tournament

 

We've been holding on for a while to this AP photo of Whoopi Goldberg at a celebrity softball game at the old Yankee Stadium. Makes us think of summer beer league softball instead of real baseball for some reason.

According to celebrity softball tournament rules, four balls entitles the batter to sashay to first base...
Submitted by D.Keefer (on fire this week! well done, D.)

 

 

spencer pratt heidi montag wedding


Ok, we admit it. We have an addiction to "The Hills." So a chance to make fun of Heidi Montag, her new husband Spencer Pratt and his creepy flesh beard, we couldn't say no. Here they are with jolly ol' St. Nick himself at some celebrity ski event in Utah. (Getty Images)

Kenny Rogers decides to dress in a flashy style in hopes that it will keep the Paparazzi from constantly commenting on his extreme face lift.
Submitted by Phyllis Reinhard

No one ever suspected that the Jolly Old Elf, in a moment of insanity, would push Heidi and Spencer down the slope. Witnesses report hearing Santa yell, "Jordan was such a great guy!" as he ran for his sleigh.
Submitted by Cait (That was one for the true old school Hills fans. By the way, what ever happened to that dog Jordan bought her?)

 


symphony in the sea

 

Keep trying and maybe your funny captions will end up in our Caption Call Recap. In the meantime, test your skills (numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, etc.) on this picture of a washed-up musician.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 3:15 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

Classical music isn't washed up

 

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(Getty Images)

Write us a funny caption for this musician and leave it as a comment below. See what others have said about this photo already before posting your caption.

Check back later this afternoon to see if any of your funny caption entries from last week made our Caption Call Recap contest.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (17)
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 12, 2008

Heidi Montag: Santa, can I have an annulment for Christmas?

 

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(Getty Images)

We've gone from celebrities on the baseball diamond to "celebrities" on the ski slopes. Write a funny caption for these newlywed stars of MTV's "The Hills" and submit it was a comment below. What are they saying to Santa? What would Santa say to them? Check out what others have written about this priceless encounter already and try to top them.

The funniest captions on this and the rest of the week's pictures will be highlighted in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (14)
Categories: Celebrities, Silly Santas
        

December 11, 2008

Whoopi Goldberg attempts to appear athletic

 

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(AP photo)

Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have much game, at least when it comes to softball. Leave your funniest caption for this photo as a comment below. See what's arleady been said about her, and try to be even funnier. Browse through these other celebrities' awkward moments caught on film.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (12)
Categories: Celebrities
        

December 10, 2008

It's tiring to look this good

 

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(Getty Images)

What's going through the mind of this little dog, or its owner? Leave a caption for this funny photo as a comment below. See what others have already written about the picture and try to outdo them. Take a stroll through Caption Call's past and check out these other animals that have been featured.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (15)
Categories: Animals
        

December 9, 2008

Just another day at the office, if you work at the rodeo

 

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(AP photo)

Write us a funny caption for this bucking bronco and his victim, and leave it as a comment below. The funniest ones will be showcased in next week's Caption Call Recap. Check out what's already been said about this picture and be even funnier. Good luck, pardner.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (15)
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 8, 2008

Caption Call Recap: Week of Dec. 1

 

 president bush pardons turkey

In this Getty Images photo, President Bush grants a Thanksgiving pardon to Pumpkin the turkey. Let's hope he got a better life somewhere.

A representative from "President Elect" Obamas office says that next year we'll up the ante by issuing a pardon to a Turducken.
Submitted by Jeff Wellman

 

 

 moscow millionaire fair

This over-the-top cocktail service was a feature at the Millionaire Fair in Moscow. We're beginning to see a trend in weird stuff at Millionaire Fairs, if you recall this guy and his creepy gremlin shoes. (AP photo)

Sir, would you mind keeping your eyes down here?
Submitted by Matthew

Wow, keg stands have certainly become more sophisticated than when I was in college.
Submitted by Alisha

 

 

soccer ball head player

 

 

Talk about snapping the picture at the right time. The Italian major league soccer players in this AP photo appear very intense about playing the game. 

Chad Johnson's cousin, Uno Nueve, plays soccer with the same passion.
Submitted by Jeff Wellman

 

 

 

 

 

 

walrus playing the saxophone
Some say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but what about an old walrus? With her musical talents, Sara the walrus is the new star of the Istanbul Dolphinarium in Turkey. (AP photo)

What's really odd is that his favorite Beatles song is Elanor Rigby. Go figure.
Submitted by Quinn

 

 

nils olav soldier penguin



Nils Olav is an Edinburgh Zoo penguin and Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian King's Guard which protects the royal family. Yes, the penguin in this AP photo is in charge of guarding royalty. Wonder if he carries a gun and, if so, how he fires it without opposable thumbs.

I don’t care if you’re not wearing a cup, Joe - you move and we’re all doing push-ups.
Submitted by Alisha

 

flat mobile

Put your thinking caps on and come up with a funny caption for today's photo of a woman driving an unusually small car.

 

Posted by Liz Hacken at 2:00 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

Fisher-Price unveils its new line of Power Wheels cars for adults

 

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(Getty Images)

Bet that little tyke can't wait to get his driver's license and cruise around in that set of wheels. Write a funny caption for this unusual car and submit it as a comment below. Drive circles around the other funny caption competition.

Check back this afternoon to see which captions were voted last week's best in our Caption Call Recap. Don't miss out on your funny captions making our cut; be sure to check out last week's photos of President Bush's turkey pardon, a swinging cocktail waitress, soccer ball head, a musical walrus and a new march of the penguins.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (10)
Categories: Funny kids, Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 5, 2008

Nothing's worse than a penguin with a Napoleon complex

 

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(AP photo)

Write us a funny caption for this penguin and his army and submit it as a comment below. The best of the best funny captions will get a special shout out in our Caption Call Recap on Monday afternoon. See what others have said about this photo already and write something even better. Good luck!

 

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (9)
Categories: Animals, Random people
        

December 4, 2008

I didn't study for four years at Julliard to play at SeaWorld. I quit!

 

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(AP photo)

Practice makes perfect, we hope, for this walrus. What could these two possibly be saying to each other?

Use your talents to write us a funny caption for this photo and leave it as a comment below. See what others have written already to get some inspiration. And click here to visit the other animals we've poked fun at in Caption Calls past.

 

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (16)
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff
        

December 3, 2008

Ted Ballman's odd shaped noggin made playing soccer near impossible

 

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(AP photo)

Write a funny caption for this unfortunate soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) player and submit it as a comment below. See what others have written about this picture already and show them you're even funnier. While you're here, check out these other athletes who have been subject to Caption Call ridicule.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (14)
Categories: Athletes, Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 2, 2008

While you're just hanging around, could you fix me a drink, hon?

 

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(AP photo)

Write a funny caption for this unusual photo and leave it as a comment below. Check out what captions others have already submitted and try to be funnier.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (17)
Categories: Odd stuff, Random people
        

December 1, 2008

Caption Call Recap: Week of Nov. 24

We had a short week with the Thanksgiving holiday here at Caption Call, thus only four photos to be funny with last week. Now that the tryptophan has worn off, let's take a look back at our favorite funny captions of the week.

 

ice cream in the rain

 

This poor ice cream man in this AP photo is caught in a torrential downpour in Germany over the summer. I prefer eating popsicles when it's snowing outside, so ice cream in the rain isn't that foreign a concept.

Quigley makes a note to cross "selling ice cream during monsoon season" off his list of Get Rich Quick schemes. Submitted by Jeff Wellman

Welcome to Copenhagen, where the streets are wet, the people are sullen, and the ice cream season never ends!
Submitted by Cait (She forgot to mention that everything is licorice flavored, too)

 

 

beyonce american music awards

 

Beyonce "Mrs. Jay-Z" Knowles knows how to turn heads ... and even turn her own head using her ponytail, as seen here in her recent American Music Awards performance. (Getty Images)

Something About Beyonce?
Submitted by Jeff Wellman

 

 

 

 boy with robot

The boy in this Getty Images photo is admiring a Dalek from Doctor Who at an art exhibit in Scotland. We never watched the show, so the humor from any captions that referenced the show was lost on us.

Jackpot!! These new slots sure are fun!
Submitted by pgp

In his travels through a parallel universe, our hero discovers a giant badminton arena. Here he stands awestruck next to the shuttlecock while the fans in the bleachers urge him to get out of the way so that the match may continue.
Submitted by Pie Snelson

 

 

ravens antwan barnes eagles brian westbrook

 

Ravens linebacker Antwan Barnes tackles the Eagles' Brian Westbrook in a most unusual way. We're not football fans, but we know enough to realize that this doesn't happen every game. (AP photo)

I know I can launch him further than a pumpkin!
Submitted by Jason B.

 ...and thus began Brian Westbrook's career as a soprano.
Submitted by Vince Schuman

An honorable mention goes to Jeff Wellman, for setting the record for most captions left on an individual photo with 11 posts. Beat that, Caption Call regulars.

 

 president bush turkey pardon

You've got plenty more chances to have your funny caption make our Caption Call Recap. Test your skills with today's photo of President Bush's annual turkey pardon.

 

Posted by Liz Hacken at 2:45 PM | | Comments (0)
Categories: Caption Call Recap contest
        

This turkey is thankful he was pardoned by President Bush, not Sarah Palin

 

president bush turkey pardon

(Getty Images)

Write a funny caption for this pardoned bird and the lame-duck president and leave it for us as a comment below. See what others have written about this picture before posting your caption. The best will earn a spot in next week's Caption Call Recap. We'll post last week's best photo captions later this afternoon.

And just in case you were on vacation and missed last week's pictures, check out a determined ice cream vendor, Beyonce's weird dance move, a kid's encounter with a weird robot and a Raven putting the atomic wedgie on a Philadelphia Eagles player.

(Of course, in our funny caption above we're referring to Sarah Palin's recent turkey pardoning ceremony which sparked a viral video.)

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (14)
Categories: Animals, Odd stuff, Politicians
        
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