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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

 

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Because it wanted to stretch its legs, of course.

Write us a funny caption for this photo and leave it as a comment below, but read up on what's already been said about it first. The funniest ones will win a spot in our weekly Caption Call Recap contest. Check back this afternoon to see last week's winning captions.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (12)
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At McDonald's we do it all for you

I always suspected that McDonald's chicken nuggets were made out of chicken feet.

Aunt Mabel , who never throws anything away, made her Frank Perdue Memorial diorama out of some really old marshmallow Easter peeps.

I say, I say, y'all should come on in, outta that burnin' sun. You're lookin' kinda crisp.

"I'm not gonna try it, you try it."
"I'm not gonna try it. Let's get Mikey to try it. He's over there by the house."
"Hey Mikey!"

Old McDonald had a farm EIEIO. And on this farm he had some chicken food and corn byproduct composite material formed with modified cornstarch, aluminum phosphate, mono-calcium phosphate, sodium acid pyrophosphate, calcium lactate, tertiary butylhydroquinone and other quasiedible substances EIEIO.

At McDonalds, we are always looking out for the small fry.

When the nuggets come home to roost....

And they all said Jeremiah was crazy for building his chicken farm so close to Three Mile Island...

The answer's in the sauce.....

Okay who wants to go first?

Chicken 1: Are you sure this is Sweet Tea?

Chicken 2: Yeah that is what the guy over there told me!

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