Zombie John McCain turns on this unsuspecting baby

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Mmm, brains. Leave a funny caption for this photo of John McCain and an innocent baby as a comment below. Tell us what's going through his mind, but read what others have already said first.
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Comments
The baby was thrown at Mr. McCain by an hysterical Obama fan. Moments later, Secret Service agents grabbed the baby and wrestled her to the ground.
Posted by: Claude | October 7, 2008 10:07 AM
Hey, we have the same problems. I can't control my tongue and drool alot too.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 7, 2008 10:18 AM
" I don't see Barack sucking their babies' thumbs...what's the cost nowadays for a binky? ...$2.95...yeah, we can add that to my economic policy favoring the middle class."
Posted by: Anonymous | October 7, 2008 11:02 AM
(baby's thinking)
God, why does my mother hate me so much?
Posted by: Ernest | October 7, 2008 3:56 PM
If I was old enough to vote, it wouldn't wouldn't be for this guy.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 7, 2008 4:05 PM
Young blood! NUM NUM NUM!
Posted by: Zach | October 7, 2008 4:46 PM
Tastes like chicken.
Posted by: John | October 7, 2008 4:54 PM
No John, how many times do we have to tell you - it's Maverick not Have-a-lick!
Posted by: Larry Yungk | October 7, 2008 11:58 PM
This is the now famous " Nyah,Nyah - you can't have her back" photo taken moments before unamused authorities (background) arrested Senator McCain and charged him with kidnapping.
Posted by: HarryH | October 8, 2008 4:57 AM
Hey, little baby girl, you'd better beware of dirty old men like me--in my administration, you're not going to have "choice" as an option! Ha-ha-ha!!
Posted by: Judy Kropf | October 8, 2008 8:39 AM
I think she needs to be changed, wow what have you been feeding her?
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | October 8, 2008 11:29 AM
John McCain as Father Time at the 2008 Congressional New Year Celebration.
Posted by: Patti | October 8, 2008 1:40 PM
Maybe it wasn't the dingo that ate the baby.
Posted by: Matthew | October 8, 2008 2:40 PM
Yummy! Grey Poupon...er make that just poupon me.
Posted by: Jack | October 10, 2008 9:04 AM
Tell Obama that come Hell or high water, I'm gonna get in the last lick.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | October 10, 2008 9:50 PM
Hmmm... if embryonic stem cells can make you younger, imagine what an entire baby can do! Yum!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | October 12, 2008 7:09 PM
Whatzzzz Uppppppp???
Posted by: Richard | October 14, 2008 1:52 PM
They dint pay me enough to do this. Obama!!!! raise my pay!
Posted by: sabrina offenbot | October 16, 2008 1:17 PM
Interessante Informationen.
Posted by: lieben | March 5, 2009 6:54 PM