It's my party and I'll eat mice if I want to

(AP photo)
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Comments
I had no idea Donald Rumsfeld was into eating dead mice.
Posted by: Dave to the P | October 22, 2008 10:20 AM
Yummm..mouse au chocolat!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | October 22, 2008 10:38 AM
Let me introduce you to my little friends...
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | October 22, 2008 11:18 AM
Ahh .. mice-a-roni, that Kamoda Dragon Treat!
Posted by: GregA | October 23, 2008 12:26 AM
Taco Bell's new lunch menu a hit with local dragon.
Posted by: Matthew | October 23, 2008 10:28 AM
"Waiter! I ordered MOUSSE!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | October 23, 2008 1:21 PM
"Wait a minute, I'm NINE today... Where the heck is my other mouse?"
Posted by: D.Keefer | October 23, 2008 1:25 PM
This photo was taken moments before the dragon, angry at having to wear a childish birthday hat, devoured a busload of unsuspecting, spongebob-loving school children.
Posted by: SES | October 24, 2008 11:22 AM
We HAD to give him the mice... yesterday he ate the cat.
Posted by: Patti | October 24, 2008 1:08 PM
No, no, no...I said I wanted RAT-atouille.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | October 24, 2008 9:35 PM
When I start tossing these dead mice over the wall, those yummy young humans are gonna scramble. In the confusion, I can catch one and have a real lunch.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | October 26, 2008 9:13 PM
Why do these kids keep saying I live in a pineapple under the sea? Did that nearsighted zookeeper post the wrong sign again?
Posted by: Pie Snelson | October 26, 2008 9:17 PM
Yeah, I speak with "forked tongue." It doesn't necessarily mean that I am always lying though.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | October 26, 2008 9:21 PM