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It's my party and I'll eat mice if I want to

 

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(AP photo)

Leave your funny caption for this photo of a partying lizard as a comment below. Size up the competition before writing your caption. Be sure to visit the other silly (and less menacing) animals we've already featured in Caption Call.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (13)
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I had no idea Donald Rumsfeld was into eating dead mice.

Yummm..mouse au chocolat!

Let me introduce you to my little friends...

Ahh .. mice-a-roni, that Kamoda Dragon Treat!

Taco Bell's new lunch menu a hit with local dragon.

"Waiter! I ordered MOUSSE!"

"Wait a minute, I'm NINE today... Where the heck is my other mouse?"

This photo was taken moments before the dragon, angry at having to wear a childish birthday hat, devoured a busload of unsuspecting, spongebob-loving school children.

We HAD to give him the mice... yesterday he ate the cat.

No, no, no...I said I wanted RAT-atouille.

When I start tossing these dead mice over the wall, those yummy young humans are gonna scramble. In the confusion, I can catch one and have a real lunch.

Why do these kids keep saying I live in a pineapple under the sea? Did that nearsighted zookeeper post the wrong sign again?

Yeah, I speak with "forked tongue." It doesn't necessarily mean that I am always lying though.

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