Don't feed Gremlins after midnight or they turn into ugly expensive shoes

(AP photo)
Leave a funny caption for this guy and his weird Gremlin-esque shoes as a comment below. See what others have already said about him and try to out-funny them.
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(AP photo)
Leave a funny caption for this guy and his weird Gremlin-esque shoes as a comment below. See what others have already said about him and try to out-funny them.
Comments
I told you not to eat the other one, now look at the ugly jerk you have to sit next to!
Posted by: Mike B | October 23, 2008 6:43 AM
I've heard of self portrait picture BUT shoes, now thats redicuious.
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | October 23, 2008 6:45 AM
Steve Martin needs to get his lawyer on the phone. With the damages award from the "Cruel Shoes" trial, he can afford another Hockney.
Posted by: Jim | October 23, 2008 7:30 AM
Responding to the $150,000 shopping spree controversy, the Republican Party reveals Governor Palin's shoe collection before she got the Vice Presidential nomination.
Posted by: Hungry Man | October 23, 2008 9:47 AM
"When Shoes Attack"
Posted by: Matthew | October 23, 2008 10:24 AM
"If you think these are bad, you should check out my new line of lingerie!"
Posted by: D.Keefer | October 23, 2008 1:28 PM
Another tragic case of "foot in mouth" disease.
Posted by: Mimsie | October 23, 2008 3:18 PM
Clive was a really bad ventriloquist and an even worse puppet maker.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | October 23, 2008 4:06 PM
These shoes are really talking to me now... and what are they saying? "You forgot the Odor-Eaters again."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | October 23, 2008 11:22 PM
Ethan was angry after being kicked out of the fashion show not for his poorly designed shoes, but for his 15th century hairstyle.
Posted by: S | October 24, 2008 11:17 AM
The buyers of Imelda Marcos' old house find shoes that were left in the closet a little too long.
Posted by: Patti | October 24, 2008 1:03 PM
Looks like another Obama/McCain debate, but who's the biased moderator this time?
Posted by: Frank Capitanio | October 24, 2008 3:13 PM
The ASPCA is looking into what appears to be tragic abuse of a pair of Hush Puppies.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | October 24, 2008 9:16 PM