Thanks for an entertaining week here at Caption Call. Here are our picks for funniest captions of the week; feel free to tell us if we missed the mark or submit your funny captions by following the links below.

It looks like this miniature dachshund named Roxanne just wants to make friends with these salmon. (AP photo)
"Look, Sal, isn't she adorable?"
"I told you, Helen: We just don't have the reef space for a dog..."
Submitted by D.Keefer
Oddly enough, the rat in this Getty Images photo is part of a special team in Colombia being used to prevent land mines. But he seems to be facing the wrong direction if he's looking for them.
Plot Spoiler - When Jerry emerged from the vat of Clorox, he did not realize that he could no longer blend into a gray background. Tom is going to see him, swing at him and miss of course, thus whacking the poor ranger upside the noggin.
Submitted by Pie Snelson

We all know Elvis impersonators are a dime a dozen. But we've never seen an Elvis scarecrow like this one on display in Georgia, where they were trying to break a Guinness World Record for most scarecrows in tonw. (AP photo)
Due to economic woes, Plastic Man, Pamela Andersen's latest beau, was forced to accept a gig as an Elvis impersonator.
Submitted by Cynithia W
(An automatic winner for referencing Pam Anderson's plastic date)
Shouldn't at least one of them be holding a pitchfork?
Submitted by Larry Yungk

Confession time: I hate tomatoes. So while it weirds me out, this is still a funny Getty Images picture from a Dutch horticulutre museum (yeah, we didn't know those existed either).
King Kong's nutritionist, Ned, ponders a career change.
Submitted by Matthew
"All I need now is a 5-pound head of lettuce and about 10 packages of bacon..."
Submitted by D.Keefer (congrats on the double win)

These Barack Obama supporters are so devoted that they'd pick any spot they could to see the candidate during a rally in North Carolina, even if it was the smelliest seat in the house. (AP photo)
"Man, talk about a 'crappy' job...Yes, I remember. Legs crossed means your port-a-potty is occupied and legs open means it's vacant."
Submitted by Mike Schwab

And while you've still got your thinking caps on, try your hand at today's photo of a few prisoners passing the time by playing Monopoly.