These two got passed up for Guinness Book of World Records' "oddest couple"

(AP photo)
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I mistakenly thought I had a few minutes after my water broke.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 24, 2008 9:44 PM
You could have just given me a umbrella to keep the sun off my head..
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | September 25, 2008 7:12 AM
Later, he made a daring attempt to scale her north face.
Posted by: Jim | September 25, 2008 7:51 AM
Finally, a Master Blaster that transcends sexism.
Posted by: Matthew | September 25, 2008 9:47 AM
Swift neglected to mention the painful repercussions of his Modest Proposal.
Posted by: garfunkel | September 25, 2008 2:18 PM
So a year ago I met this guy in a bar in Katmandu who asked me if I wanted to see his little lama.
Posted by: Bob | September 25, 2008 3:37 PM
Austin Powers latest nemisises - Dr. Eva and Shinny-She.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | September 25, 2008 9:45 PM
Mini-me's cousin enjoys the view.
Posted by: Patti | September 25, 2008 9:59 PM
The final, obvious reason why women should rule the world.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | September 26, 2008 9:52 AM
This guy takes it all too literally when friends ask him what he sees in her.
Posted by: Witt | September 26, 2008 9:54 AM
Moments before Jackie stepped on this man who was enjoying his lunch break.
Posted by: SES | September 26, 2008 3:00 PM
The fortune teller told me that with if I styled my hair like Diana and showed a little leg that I could catch a prince. I want a refund.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 26, 2008 10:00 PM
Whither patriarchal society?
Posted by: Farrukh K Pitafi | September 29, 2008 5:04 AM
Winners of Worst Dressed Americans 2008.
Posted by: SES | September 29, 2008 11:03 AM
Does anyone feel a dwaft?
Posted by: Michael Leicht | October 1, 2008 3:44 PM
Whatever you do, don't look up!
Posted by: Rachel H. | September 24, 2009 7:29 PM