She'd be the perfect date if it wasn't for the man hands
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Leave your funny caption for this photo as a caption below. See what others have already said about her, then try your hand (or incredibly large hand, in the case of this gal) at topping them. While you're at it, check in on some of the other weird people who have been unsuspecting Caption Call subjects.
Comments
Hey, I remember when I couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time and look at me now. That "Service Learning Program" really works....
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | September 24, 2008 7:01 AM
She's carrying six beers to the table, what do you mean she's not the perfect date?!
Posted by: Dan | September 24, 2008 8:58 AM
A novice entry in the international beer stacking contest.
Posted by: Dan M. | September 24, 2008 9:00 AM
After being banned from competitive handball, "serving wench" was the only job Helga could find.
Posted by: D.Keefer | September 24, 2008 9:22 AM
What appears to be multiple mugs of beer is actually the top layer to a wedding cake on the Food Network's cake challenge.
Posted by: Helga | September 24, 2008 9:38 AM
Behind every dunken man, there's a strong woman.
Posted by: Jim | September 24, 2008 12:11 PM
In a Tuetonic blonde moment Helga was surprised to learn that Lowenbrau Light weighs the same as their regular beer.
Posted by: Quinn | September 24, 2008 12:14 PM
"BARMAID SUCKED INTO SAUCER HOVERING OVERHEAD--AIRCRAFT SOON BEGINS TO FLY ERRATICALLY"
Posted by: john cooper | September 24, 2008 3:32 PM
Sarah didn't seem to mind that men were constantly staring at here chest. After all,she would reason, it's what's inside that counts.
Posted by: HarryH | September 24, 2008 9:59 PM
Heidi, the gold-medal winner of the lesser-known Olympic Beer-Lifting competition, shows off her muscles.
Posted by: Patti | September 25, 2008 2:21 PM
Meet Catherine, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid's personal trainer.
Posted by: Matthew | September 25, 2008 2:32 PM
Be kind, she looks better than most people do in mug shots.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | September 25, 2008 9:52 PM
Barbara has secretly replaced her customers' Lowenbrau with iced tea. Let's listen in...
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 26, 2008 10:15 PM
Inspired by an earlier Gary Busey win, this barmaid prepares to be crowned with similar headgear.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 26, 2008 10:22 PM
If you think it's Lowenbrau to balance 8 beers on her boobs without Frothingslosh, you should see what Heidi's Heineken do.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | September 27, 2008 12:12 PM