Pamela Anderson's plastic entourage
(AP photo)
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Comments
Finally, a man who understands me.
Posted by: des | September 22, 2008 7:13 AM
He won't argue... he won't hit her and he won't notice if she forgot her deodorant!!! He is perfect.
Posted by: Amonra | September 22, 2008 8:49 AM
They're the "greenest" couple, because both are made of 80% post-consumer materials
Posted by: Jim | September 22, 2008 8:55 AM
Is it live...or is it MAMOREX?
Posted by: pgp | September 22, 2008 10:04 AM
Is he looking down my top?
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | September 22, 2008 11:09 AM
When asked how her date was, Pamela told her friends, "Eh, he was all white."
Posted by: Chad | September 22, 2008 12:14 PM
I want to say one word to you...Plastics.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | September 22, 2008 12:32 PM
Oh, OKAY, so that's where the plastic needed to make me really look manly went.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | September 22, 2008 1:08 PM
Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson out on the town.
Posted by: S.E.S. | September 22, 2008 3:02 PM
Look here darling. They have a tanning lotion that is guaranteed or double your money back.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 22, 2008 11:27 PM
I'll have a Martini and my friend Lestat will have a Bloody Mary...as a matter of fact, make it a double.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 22, 2008 11:29 PM
Apparantly, staring at Medusa's face wasn't the only way to turn a man to stone.
Posted by: HarryH | September 23, 2008 2:46 AM
This gentleman's final thought was rumored to be " I wonder what it would smell like if she raised both arms". The woman in the background was about to hurl in agreement.
Posted by: HarryH | September 23, 2008 3:05 AM
Let me order you a warm beverage.
Are you catching a cold? You look so pale.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 23, 2008 7:58 AM
Pamela seemed decidedly impressed by the salesman's brochure on skin bleaching procedures at the RUwhiteNUFF Clinic.
Posted by: elelbee | September 23, 2008 9:07 AM
This will make for one boring sex tape.
Posted by: simon | September 23, 2008 9:49 AM
Pam, the gold lamé is fabulous, but it clashes with your hair. If we exchange outfits, you will look stunning in this black and white, while the gold will offset my alabaster complexion. Is it a deal then?
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 23, 2008 8:20 PM
Pamela Anderson donates skin to burn victim.
Posted by: Matthew | September 23, 2008 8:25 PM
Pamela Anderson and Marcel Marceau unveil a new dating service just for mimes.
Posted by: Patti | September 24, 2008 1:42 AM
uncanny ... my first wife had a pair just like that
Posted by: jim | September 24, 2008 11:25 AM
I'm pretty sure it's Micheal Jackson, he is weird.
Posted by: Michelle | September 24, 2008 5:08 PM
I thought hepatitis was supposed to make your skin turn yellow...
Posted by: Marco Kaufman | September 26, 2008 6:31 AM
Finally, a date who has more plastic than me, she thought.
Posted by: Mike | September 29, 2008 10:37 AM
McCain preps Palin in foreign policy.
Posted by: N T | September 29, 2008 4:55 PM
Wow, those are as artificial as I am!
Posted by: Kim Horn | September 29, 2008 5:28 PM
at least this date won't give me hepatitis
Posted by: abel zaragosa | April 19, 2009 5:28 AM