Heather Locklear's mug shot

(AP photo)
Not as scary as some celebrity mug shots we've seen, but Heather Locklear's is right up there. Leave your humorous caption for this photo as a comment below. See what others have already said about this photo and try to be even more clever.






Comments
This was the look of Heather Locklear's face the day after she finding out Pamela Anderson was seen with her new boy friend "The Plastic Man". I cried all night just thinking about it, I gave him the best minutes of his life, she was over heard saying...
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | September 30, 2008 7:58 AM
In Holloywood having split ends is a punishable offense.
Posted by: Quinn | September 30, 2008 9:17 AM
Heather Locklear watches her acting in Wayne's World 2.
Posted by: Chad | September 30, 2008 12:11 PM
(This is too sad to warrant a humor caption.
Sometimes people just need help and understanding.)
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | September 30, 2008 2:52 PM
Heather was obviously influenced by the characters she portrayed on Melrose Place and Dynasty. T.J. Hooker, not so much. Now, what would Spin City do?
Posted by: Pie Snelson | September 30, 2008 11:24 PM
Why most the memory of sleeping with David Spade continue to haunt me.
Posted by: alan hess | October 1, 2008 2:43 PM
UGH!! my roots are showing.
Posted by: magpie | October 2, 2008 2:17 AM
Pamela Andererson was diagnosed with WHAT????
Posted by: MIke | October 3, 2008 2:03 PM
All right Sargent de Mille, I'm ready for my close up.
Posted by: Larry Yungk | October 4, 2008 1:56 PM
Wait...wait...what's my motivation here?
Posted by: Don | October 8, 2008 12:29 PM