You wish you got this many miles to the gallon

(AP photo)
Wonder if he tried to drive away with the Mini Cooper like that? Leave your funny caption for this perplexed motorist and his tricked out ride as a comment below. See the captions others have already left and flex your funny bone.
Also, check back later this afternoon for the Caption Call Recap of the most hilarious captions on last week's photographs.






Comments
Even though the show has been off the air for 40 years, wellwishers still celebrate with decorations and a cake, on the birthday of "My Mother the Car."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | August 18, 2008 7:18 AM
I'm afraid to open the door. Is it filled with paper clips? I knew that I should have never taken those office supplies.
Posted by: Robin | August 18, 2008 8:49 AM
What hurt Gary the most was that the whole ordeal could have been avoided if he had simply left himself a single post-it-note that read "Don't buy a woman's car."
Posted by: Matthew | August 18, 2008 9:53 AM
once the addiction started no one could stop it.
Posted by: paul f. | August 18, 2008 10:09 AM
Oh my God! Since when did the Baltimore PD start color coding their parking tickets????
Posted by: Michael Gellner | August 18, 2008 11:21 AM
What was it that she asked me to do?
Posted by: Sam | August 18, 2008 11:49 AM
NO Wonder, I can't find any post a notes in my office
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | August 18, 2008 11:51 AM
Wally didn't realize at first that the birthday "stickies" were to divert his attention away from the fact that the entire interior of his car had just been stolen.
Posted by: Dave | August 18, 2008 12:38 PM
Stickies? Aw man, I was gonna smear this cake all over my car....now I can't!
Posted by: Dave | August 18, 2008 12:40 PM
Oh wow, how cool! This matches my tye-dye outfit from high school. Oh yeah, now it's party time.
Posted by: Cynthia M | August 18, 2008 4:26 PM
Good Day: Brad was pleasently surprised to learn his birthday wasn't forgotten this year
Bad Day: Brad spent the next week terminating half the office for theft of company time and office supplies.
Posted by: andy | August 18, 2008 5:29 PM
Joe's colorful strategy for avoiding those red light cameras had its drawbacks that simply couldn't be papered over...
Posted by: CCK | August 18, 2008 7:06 PM
This would never have happened if she knew how to check her e-mail.
Posted by: HarryH | August 19, 2008 1:32 AM
Oddly, the street corner drug dealers had no difficulty identifying this unmarked surveillance vehicle.
Posted by: HarryH | August 19, 2008 1:48 AM
This first-time car buyer experiences sticker shock.
Posted by: CW | August 24, 2008 10:43 PM
As a benefit to the consumer, the dealer displays the number of years a purchaser of this car will have to wait before ever getting a woman into it.
Posted by: garfunkel214 | August 24, 2008 10:49 PM
The Party Supply Store only had the full sized MINI PiƱata, The surprise inside...A 1970 Classic Mini
Posted by: AdamH | October 17, 2008 2:39 PM